Do you think I should've made women with 3 tits?

Now, first of all, I wanna clear some things here. We're talking about married, Christian, Catholic, Mass goers, who don't swear, don't cheat, don't masturbate and don't drink or smoke.
Once you got that, you can FUCK LIKE HELL. So anyway, I was thinking around the lines of "3 tits" on the new female models I'd make. I figured that since males have two hands... It leaves one to go into the mouth. It might also be useful to housewives who have triplets...

What doth thou think?

Papa.

 

you DID make three tits. two on our chest, and one walking around the house picking out belly button lint going "honey, have you seen my (insert ANY item here)."

 

hahahaha KC



I think god should make women have like 6 tits, along the lines of a marsupial, or a sow.

 

my stepmom basically does have 3. one is twice as bit as the other, so she buys bras to accomodate the smaller one, the larger one dives in two, so she ends up with a middle mound too

 

Three.. That would be weird.. It would open up a whole new type of fetish porn though?

 

I think that for the women who take drugs and end up having 5 plus kids at the same time you should give them an extra breast. It would make it easier for them. Feeding three kids at one time could give the mother some more valuable nap time.

-CB

 

wow. do you have a picture?

 

no, but she just went to the doc and she said that every single time she goes they move their head back and forth over and over . then they are like "wow:

the one that is smaller is a DD. the other goes to her belly button,literally

 

wow. that is so fascinating. i know that when i tell dave he's gonna say "wow. do you have a picture?"

 

damn, the SMALLER one is DD....how high do bra sizes go?!


(this is all terribly stimulating to me)

 

you know, with all the implants that women are getting, i'm beginning to feel small...

 

i dont know how big they go really. cause after they stop making the ones on the shelf, you can have them specially named. i think they should stop half way through the alphabet and then they should be named after planets


mine are as big as saturn. youknow/?

 

I'm gonna need proof.

 

oh i wasnt saying me. i was just acting like one of the women with the really really mamma jamma's.....................mine are a size d

 

What i said before.

 

I would like to see your tits as well marie, I just want to get to know you a little bit better

you too KC, it might be hot if you both get naked and pose for a few pictures.


or how about this, we could do a little video of marie and KC (the experienced girls) showing the young christine a thing or two.

 

i am not experienced.
i am actually very insecure with my sexuality. i suppose the last 2 1/2 years of not wanting sex has messed w/ my mind a bit

 

You just need a little inspiration marie.

 

i'm pretty sure chrissy's got some natural skills. she seems the type. i bet she'd be BAD ASS in some leather dominatrix outfit with a bullwhip and cuffs in her hands....(closes eyes to savor image)....yeah, yeah, i'm gonna file that image for later usage.


i'm gonna kinda brag here and say i'm a DD to E, depending on the cut. though sometimes i like to wear a D for my man because they pop out the top.

 

amrie, i can make it all better, i swear. i'm really good at this. you should see some of the other fledglings i've re-introduced into society. they do my heart proud, they really do. i think i should open a school for female appreciation.