I probably drank enough to fuck up 5 people...

and in the process could be getting temporarily kicked out of the Army...

I drank so much, holy balls you guys. And I will be blood-tested Tuesday... I dont know if they look for alcohol in the blood because they also make everyone take a breathalyzier, but, uh oh.

If I do, it wouldnt kill me. I know for marijuana you are suspended for a month, and I couldn't lose my MOS since it doesnt require a security clearance... but, my dad would probably make me get a job in the meantime. even though he bought me the damn stuff.

but holy hell, I woke up this morning and I was still drunk.

 

maybe i should look into how long alcohol stays in your body.

 

24 hours

tops.

 

i'll take your word for it.

 

lol, but what about if you take chaser












anybody ever tried one of those btw?

 

terrific.

yeah, i've looked into it before.

 

it has a half life which varies by metabolism

 

i have real fast metabolism -- good or bad thing in this case?

 

very good.

 

awesome

oh god will dont let me do that again

 

did you feel ill this morning.

you appeared pretty drunk last night.

 

man, will.... i threw up a bit last nite, but it was like 4 in the morning i guess? i lost track of time. i went outside to do it, and i felt like shit but it just wouldnt come up... so i started spinning around in circles really fast and up it came i did that for like half an hour, haha. then i went downstairs and i felt really.... bad. so i went back outside to throw up some more but it wouldnt come up, so i decided that i was just going to sleep outside on a picnic table just incase, but after about 10 minutes feeling returned to my body and it was quite uncomfortable

so i came back inside and slept til like 9:30, when my mom woke me up to see if i'd go to church with her. i thought everything was going to be damn cool, but at that moment i had not fully realised that not only did i have a mild hangover (i think) but i was also still pretty drunk and sick feeling. i ended up haning out in the bathroom for the majourity of church , which i didnt mind, seeing as how sitting down in the church felt like a fucking horror movie and a bad brian wilson concert from the 70s.

then after all of that i thought i was doing bettre... i went downstairs to lay down but ended up running outside to go throw up some more, and then i felt amazingly awesome after that little spew. and then i took a shower and slept til 3:30

i'm feeling a bit woozy right now, but i'm damn hungry.

ahaha yeah. even if i had the chance to drink in basic training, i wouldnt. im not drinking for a long ass time after what just happened.

 

ha

yeah, that's church for ya

sobriety is nice every once in a while

sounds like you had an awful day though.

food will probably make you feel better.

don't drink tonight!

 

haha, i wouldnt even think of drinking anytime soon. my kidney/liver area is recuperating, its a bit painful right now. haha

 

seeing how minors in the army typically get to drink, i highly doubt the army is going to kick someone out for having been drunk before.
and i've never heard of anyone having alcohol in their system after 24 hours...
you're paranoid.

 

haha here's what i did

fucking hell


nice to hear though, mary.



the picture should be self-explanatory......

 

i blew a .01 on a breathalyzer dding the night after./

 

This was clearly illustrated in a study conducted with Listerine mouthwash on a breath machine and reported in an article entitled "Field Sobriety Testing: Intoxilyzers and Listerine Antiseptic", published in the July 1985 issue of The Police Chief (page 70). Seven individuals were tested at a police station, with readings of .00%. Each then rinsed his mouth with 20 milliliters of Listerine mouthwash for 30 seconds in accordance with directions on the label. All seven were then tested on the machine at intervals of one, three, five and ten minutes.

The results indicated an average reading of .43% blood-alcohol concentration -- indicating a level that, if accurate, approaches lethal proportions. After three minutes, the average level was still .20%, despite the absence of any alcohol in the system. Even after five minutes, the average level was .11% -- well over the legal limit.

In another study, reported in 8(22) Drinking/Driving Law Letter 1, a scientist tested the effects of Binaca breath spray on an Intoxilyzer 5000. He performed 23 tests with subjects who sprayed their throats, and obtained readings as high as .81% -- far beyond lethal levels. The scientist also noted that the effects of the spray did not fall below detectable levels until after 18 minutes.





thats from wikipedia. really your alcohol level from those could be from a number of things.

and brad, i dont know about canada, but in idaho a minor (under 21) is legally allowed have under .02 when driving.. so i dont think .01 is a big deal

 

it wasn't. it just doesn't flush completely out of your system that fast.

 

its a conspiracy by all the mouthwash companies, they want to kill us!