fat lady on the bus

I took a city bus to the mall today. There was older guy maybe in his 60's or 70's reading a paper and minding his own business, well he had one hand on the seat next to him and never noticed the HUGE lady get on the bus and sit next to him....until she sat on his hand.
With a surprised look on his face and slightly irrated tone in his voice he asked her if she would like to stand up so he could move his hand or if she would rather he just pinch her ass.
She stood up sputtering to herself and then sat back down with a pouty look on her face for the next 15-20 minutes when she got off the bus.

 

Damn fat people

 

That is hilarious. I wish I was there. I also wish she said "Please, pinch my ass, because I'm not moving." But that's probably just me.

 

oh shut the fuck up

 

why?

 

Are you really and adult? lol

 

People can make fun of their own. Don't worry, somebody else is talking about the other fat broad right as we "speak".


And before you ask, no I am not an adult.

 

I wasn't gonna. Some things you just know lol.

 

Good deal. Glad to see we're still on the same page.

 

Why? Don't other adults take public transportation?

 

Originally Posted by Skip
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Why do these neocons think they need to tell others how to live, esp. when it doesn't affect THEIR PERSONAL LIVES in the least!?


The Quote is just like you signed Bell lol



"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."

This should have been MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

the really obese are like god's cruelest joke.

and its funny.

 

Somehow I imagine that you could be but let's not mess with a perfect day lol.

 

nah. i'd probably have to be more jolly/

 

Did you really do that to an office? I bet you got two tickets; one for the thumb lol.

 

i did spend that night in the tank, but not for that.

 

let me guess, another finger entered in to the conversation.

 

No. Pompous assholes are God's cruelest joke, and it's pathetic, not funny.

 

funny thread.
Fat people crack me up they're always hilarious!!

your thoughts on chicken legs?

 

i dont really get the joke