I murdered my father and committed adultery over a thousand times

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  1. JiMmY PaGe

    JiMmY PaGe Member

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    Hey people, I have a bit of a problem...when I die I want to go to heaven, but I'm concerend I won't since I have committed many sins...I murdered my father and have committed adultery over a thousand times, with my mother.
    If anyone could give me some support or ideas of what I should do on this matter please tell me.
    Thanks,
    Will
     
    JiMmY PaGe, Jul 17, 2006
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  3. Brand New Soul

    Brand New Soul Senior Member

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    Some professional help may do you some good. Im not saying that to be offencive at all... But it might help you work out some of your problems.
     
    Brand New Soul, Jul 17, 2006
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  5. mr.morrison

    mr.morrison Senior Member

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    have you ever heard the name Oedipus Rex?
     
    mr.morrison, Jul 17, 2006
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  7. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    Yeah, and I'm an elephant named George.
     
    LuckyStripe, Jul 17, 2006
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  9. questing400

    questing400 Senior Member

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    I knew there was a reason your posts attracked me.
     
    questing400, Jul 21, 2006
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  11. FantasticSanz

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    Jimmy,

    killing a man and sleeping with so many women is not the way to heaven... you need to make things right by killing a woman and sleeping with men. then the balance will be set straight!! LOL
     
    FantasticSanz, Jul 23, 2006
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  13. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    ;)
    Well, now you know but don't tell anyone. :D
     
    LuckyStripe, Jul 23, 2006
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