My dad wants me to try and drink responsibly.

everythings a bit amusing right now, dont be offended, it happens

 

You are too silly for your own good, chuckers.

I cant stay right now, I have to go consume some high quality cannibis while listening to hip hop about the same thing I just said.

hahaha

Happy Frog
(in the future
everyone will use happy frog
as a salutation)

 

why would I be offended? this is all amusing to me, and I'm not drunk

 

my parents gave up on that lesson years ago.

 

I always ask my mom to go buy me my own bottle of whiskey so I don't have to drink their shit all the time. Hahahahah. I really feel bad. She hasn't brought any back for me yet, sadly. I don't really drink much, but when I get around to it, I'd like to have my own. And fuck beer, unless it's guiness.

I've got to add that parrot bay rum is great with dr. pepper.

 

didn't your dad ever teach you how to be a man?

the alcohol section involves never blaspheming about beer, never drinking a feminized version of a man's drink (parrot bay vs. regular rum), never letting a woman outdrink you, and never having a drink that has more sugar than you'd put in a cup of coffee (ie: say goodbye to all coolers)

 

the other day my dad was watching a thing about pirates on the history channel (actually i was, but i left because of my short attention span.. and he started watching)... i asked him if he was learning a lot. and he said "yeah.. all about Capt Morgan.. bet you dont know anything about him." (yes, there was a pirate called that) and i just looked at him with a smile and said "of course i do. what do you think i am? ... he invented the best rum around, while living in Parrot Bay"
my dad didn't think it was that funny..

 

my folks lectured me earlier tonight about drinking responsibly
but my dad is the kind of dad to drink a couple 24s to himself and my mom gets drunk off one drink...so...they can't really do it that well
and they always buy my booze for me, and tell me to be responsible

 

man my eues are poopping out while reading this

but damn brad, thats some good advice for fellow man

american beer just sucks sthough :\

 

yeah, but its cheap enough to make up for it.

and i drank enough pabst blue ribbon that i'm pretty fond of it now.

 

perfect drinking rules to live by.

 

my grandpa was once a highranking persson at papvst, until they sold themselves to whoe efver

the buildng can be seen from the army meps building in milwaukee, with big pabst sign on top

gosh i sound so german ()

 

I had Pabst once.. but I was so drunk at the time that I have no idea what it tastes like
As is the story with most the drinks I've tried... except I usually don't know what they are.

 

its pretty dec.