My favorite taco truck hass fucken disappeared! I went to go eat dinner and the bastard truck wasn't there. I don't think I can't survive without my taco truck. I'm gonna kill myself
Unless the truck driver is out to get him. You never know with those taco truck drivers, man. There are some cooky people out there... With tacos and stuff. Psst. He's looking in your window right now.
There's been a rash of missing taco trucks all over the world lately. I think it's a sign the world is coming to an end. I read it in the bible somewhere, or on a bathroom wall, I forget which.