"I Like Little Pussy"

okay, what makes this so funny is that it isn't supossed to be. This was a child's poem written sometime in the 1930's...I found it hilarious for some reason. Anyhow, here ya go...


"I Like Little Pussy"

I like little pussy

Her coat is so warm

And if I don’t hurt her

She’ll do me no harm

So I’ll not pull her tail

Nor drive her away

But pussy and I

Very gently will play

She shall sit by my side

And I’ll give her some food

And she’ll love me because

I am gentle and good

I’ll pat little pussy

And then she will purr

And thus show her thanks

For my kindness to her

I’ll not pinch her ears

Nor tread on her paw

Lest I should provoke her

To use her sharp claw

I never will vex her

Nor make her displeased

For pussy can’t bear

To be worried or teased

Jane Taylor

 

wow. profound stuff

 

yup. I found it humorous lol

 

I especially like this line:

"I’ll pat little pussy And then she will purr"

 

I liked "for pussy can't bear to be worried or teased" I dunno. the whole thing was whacked to me.

 

But very gentle and I pussy will play?

I don't think I'm old enough to read this.

 

Purr! Purrrrrrrrr! Bah. I am no good at this whole purring shindig.

O pity; O woe is me! Laughtarius poem for the record. I've a buddy who memorized that and sang it to me once. 'Twas incredibly adorable in some warped way.

 

cover your eyes. :X

 

I like the way each line makes me feel like an incredibly dirty old man, but yet, I can imagine reading it to my grandkids someday

 

I don't think I could read that to any kids without feeling like a perv, lol. That poem would have to wait....might save it for the "birds and the bees" speech, if that even exists anymore.

 

What about "The Bird and the B's" speech! lol even better

 

haha... Yeah, I think that might be an even better title for it; better yet, I just might let Bird do it lol. j/j

 

oh i can hear it now....gimme all your nude pics!

 

that would be about it...then he would probably use them as "anatomy charts" and keep them as a fee lol

 

yep, gotta love the guy, he's always tryin to teach the masses

 

yeah, he's annoying but lovable lol. . and he would probably have a heart attack if he knew someone called him lovable, lmao...that is DEFINITELY not the image he tries to portray.

 

no kidding. the first time i came across him, he called me some pretty interesting things i didn't know even existed outside of china!

 

he asked me what cave i wanted to be dragged into..lmao. he said from the start he didn't talk about anything but sex, and I firmly believe him to be telling the truth lol.

 

He's bird, what can ya say.

 

and that's exactly why he can get away with it...he's the resisdent sex fiend. :X