it would suck if i were lactose intolerant

i like cheese way too much.

 

mmmm, cheese is very good.

 

i like cheese as well, I fucking hate all lactose intolerant people, they are whiners, if i were in charge, they would be rounded up and sent to oklahoma, which would change its license plate to read "the lactose intolerant state"

 

i am but i can still eat cheese
just not too much cheese, milk is the only thing i can't really drink

 

You'd figure you wouldn't like it so much if you were lactose intolerant. Things don't taste nearly as good in reverse. Haha.

But I totally agree...I refuse to eat mashed potatoes usually unless they are loaded with cheese.

 

Would you suck if I was lactose intolerant?

 

I can suck without being lactose intolerant, thankyouverymuch.

 

My question was, would you suck if I was lactose intolerant. I'm not doubting your skills, just seeing what the prerequisites are.

 

oh my bad. uhhhh sure.

 

Well, okay then. Did I mention I can't handle dairy products?

 

I'm lactose intolerant but I eat/drink dairy products cuz there damn good .

 

I have some between my toes, want me to save it for you?

 

My ex-boyfriend hated cheese. What a freak.

 

What kind a man doesn't like cheese?

 

Apparently a curly headed aspiring film producer. *shakes fist in his general direction* Lucky for me, I found someone with a great appreciation for cheese and he does not protest my loading potatoes with it. Haha.

 

so that's where blue cheese comes from??

 

What I don't understand is; in this era of political correctitude, why is it still OK to be intolerant of people from lactosia.

Lactosians are people just like you and me, except that they have funny accents and smell like cheese.

 

I Thought it had been aged in a female body cavity...

 

I am and I do and no not really. All you have to remember to do is to keep 60 degree angle at all times while around people or until you eat a banana and your bowls move the cheese to its new location.