well, parsley. last night, she was on the phone to some man she met on the internet a while ago chatting about how she suffers with arthritis. apparently jokingly, he says "aw, cannabis will work wonders for you. tell you what - i'll send you some in the post tomorrow!!". she soon forgot about it as the night went on. this morning, i get the post to find a letter with my mums name on it, and sure as hell it feels like there's an eighth of green in this envelope! i was like "what the fu- WHAT THE FUCK!!" and of course tore it open (as my mum is anti-drugs and she'd just throw it out). to my extreme disappointment, it was a bag of ground down parsley. PARSLEY!! for fuck's sake, is there anyway this isn't parsley? is there any green that can kind of look like parsley? i really don't think so... anyway, my mum had a look at it and she thinks it's parsley, but this guy that she knows is a proper pothead so i can't see the point in him sending this shit. either he knows my mum doesn't know her weed and is trying to make her placebo, or he's trying to make a show of her, or he's getting sold this shit himself and doesn't know his weed and so genuinely believes that what he is smoking is pot. eityher way, he phoned this morning before i discovered the post so i don't know what he phoned for but i sure as hell better not take the call coz he's gonna feel like a prick for sending parsley. well, just thought i'd share this morning's events with y'all as it's not the normal kinda thing i'd wake up to. parsley in the post! thanks, i can start cooking me dinner now!
yeah, i would have considered this the most obvious and logical (and therefore most likely) scenario....
lol it's not like that, she told me last night about what he said and he said it'd arrive in the morning. finding it in the post, by the location it came from and the feel of it, it was kinda obvious what it was (or supposed to of been). about the joking part - apparently he was dead serious, and she knows he smokes pot and god knows what else. he's also an alcoholic, and she said she wouldn't be surprised if he actually did send some coz he's a bit weird. if there was a joke this morning then he was the only one laughing as i was gutted at what could of been, and my mum just didn't know if he intended on fooling her or hvin a laugh. amusing though.
Lemme see if I get this straight. A guy talks to your mom last night and tells her he's gonna send her some weed (even thou she asks him not to) and it arrives this morning?
Yep, the British post office is better than the USPS. Question for the UK. Here in the US we get the mail comes once a day (none on Sunday) and none on Sat in some areas. How many times a day does the postman come in the UK?
once a day, 7-8ish in the morning for round here so it's ready to read with breakfast. first class stamps 23p and with those your guarantee is that your post gets delivered THE VERY NEXT MORNING. that's every day including saturday, no post on sunday. not bad eh? dirt cheap as well. and by last night i mean evening, 3-4ish, he had time to go and snip some parsley up, put it in a herb bag, stick it in an envelope and leggit to the postbox before last post. christ, i wonder what was going through his head at the time.
