Lets all together tell a story

Someone yells,"Drugs? Did somebody say drugs? Oh my God, Martha Stewart is on drugs." Martha Stewart bolts, and scatters her empty crack vials all over the street. She jumps on the A train heading down to the village. Meanwhile back at the gym, Cat Stevens is holding onto life after all. He did not die. He says in a soft feeble voice,"My guitar, please give me my guitar before I die."

 

But the heathens deny him his last wish, well not really his last wish, but the one currently.
Outta nowhere, Popeye pops a can of spinache and sets to reviving Cat.
Cat it stoked. He winds up his legs like a rubber band, and then lets em go likem a propellor.
Traveling at an insane velocity, Cat......

 

is propelled onto a treadmill. He looks at the console and sees a button that reads, "infinite improbability(or fantasy warp to Martha Stewart's drug dealing mega conglomerate store and confront the evil cookie queen)". "Oh, cool. I got a B+ in probability",he says; and presses the button, legs like rubber rotating a mile a minute. Popey says,"aaa guk guk guk guk, me pappy always said exercise makes yer muscals strong.", and procedes to lay down and take a nap.

 

moments later he is awoken by a bang of lght and energy! "Alas! Meh Special Spinache kicked in!" he went to the bathroom to take a piss when he looked at the wooden door and noticed it was

 

splattered with blood and guts, and an axe protruding from a splintered hole in the center of the door.

 

cat it worried, he looks out side and sees what appears to hunter s. thompson outside the door ,hunter pulls the blood covered axe out from the door and goes for a second swing, the axe flys and destoryed any remnance of wood that remained. it hits cat stevens in the head and hunter says................

 

"Those fucking bats are all over the fucking place. I need a bigger fucking axe."

 

but alas a bigger axe he canot find and the results will not be pretty

 

So Hunter takes another swing at Cat and he really winds up for this one. The axe head becomes embedded in the natural wood floor beneath Cat, as the blade seemingly passes right through Cat Stevens wounded body without any apparent injury. Hunter pulls the bloody axe from the floor boards and takes a sweeping arch of a swing at Cat this time. There is no denying it as the axe passes through the prone body of Cat Steven's. Something is amiss. The momentum of the swing sends Hunter sprawling into a pile of boxes. The body of Cat Stevens seems to flicker in and out of focus, like a movie scene or a holographic image.

 

use the force hunter says cat earily

 

"The force. The force. The.....", and Hunter mumbles something else incoherently to himself while sprawled out on the floor. Just then a little gnome crawls out from beneath a burlap sack in the corner of the room. He is just under a foot tall. He has a weather beaten leathery face with many lines that tell tales of adventure and sorrow. His complection is ruddy and he has various layers of filth on his body, knickers, and tunic. A long crumpled nose protrudes from between two jet black beady eyes. He has leather boots that rise to just below the knee. He sniffs the air several times, then touches his nose, points at Cat, and repeats this three times. He reaches into his tunic and procures two light sabers, new with tags. He lays them on the floor in the center of the room. Then in one sweeping motion he hunches forward bowing to the knees, rises quickly into a spin and vanishes.

 

and then enlightment pauses the tv screen of this movie [never ending tale of the adventures of sally] and says to enchantment "this is the end, beautiful friend, the end." but is this really the end?

 

Hell no. Just as he says that a giant rabbit jumps threw the wall.

 

the rabbit has a message he says:

 

"Look Out Of Any Window, Any Morning, Any Evening, Any Day;
Maybe You'll Find Direction, Around some corner, where it's been waiting to meet you."

And Sally said in reply...

 

It's just a box of rain.
I don't know who put it there.
Believe it if you need it,
or leave it if you dare.

But it's just a box of rain
or a ribbon for your hair
Such a long long time to be gone
and a short time to be there.

 

and then a tractor came and rooled over her.

 

And then she muttered the words in song "Help!, I need somebody. Help! Not just", but she didn't get to finish because then she died, but it still wasn't the end of this fine young lass' adventures in the stars.

 

Then she felt herself moving into the air and she looked down, she saw her body laying lifeless on the ground.
Then the stars came, swirling all around her head as if to form a crown... She heard music in the air as she floated into the abyss....

"Lucy in the sky with diamonds.."

 

And then this weird looking goose waddles over to her. He says "Hi, I'm Tim, I've come to show you to your place of stay." So, seeing as she can't see anything else around her she decides to follow old Tim.