I'm gonna beat you up with a carrot!

Man Accused of Blinding Wife With Carrot

By Associated Press

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MONROE, Conn. - A 46-year-old man is accused of assaulting his wife with a carrot, causing her to lose sight in one eye. Roderick Vecsey is charged with second-degree assault and disorderly conduct.

Pamela Vecsey, 46, underwent six hours of surgery after being hit in the left eye with the vegetable Saturday night, but doctors were not able to restore her vision, prosecutor Stephanie Damiani said.

The couple was arguing when Roderick Vecsey tossed the carrot, Damiani said.

Roderick Vecsey told Judge Patrick Carroll that it was a terrible accident, and was advised to remain silent.

The judge set a hearing for Thursday. Vecsey is currently free after posting $500 bond.

 

Um, does anyone think the amount of bond he had to pay was ridiculous? Unless it truly was an accident of course.

But someone caught with a medium personal supply of weed would have to pay much more.

 

sounds sexy, except for the whole blinding thing

 

hmmm, i wonder if he ate the carrot afterwards to hide the evidence

 

wait.. i thought carrots were GOOD for your eyesite?!

 

guess not, or its just good for you when you eat it

 

Hah. Hah.

 

You have reached the peak of Mt. Cleverest.

 

Shitty. I only like carrots if they're fresh from teh garden.

 

thank you, thank you...

i admit it was lame, but it had to be said at one point or another. There would have been a logistical void without it being mentioned.

 

quick wit

 

I always dreamed of a world where carrots were used to please women, not blind them.

 

Yeah. I'm gonna lure bunnies out of the mansion with a bag of carrots.

 

haha thats a good dream

 

I want my carrots.

 

if it was truely an accident, it seems a shame to press charges
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She could ummm use one to torture him...in other places..

 

i had a $1000 bond when i got cought with less than a gram.