I just bought a new bong, and my friends and I decided to name it. We are thinking of naming her... "child". So everytime you blaze with someone, someone will say "pass the child" or "let me hit the child" or "stop spitting on the child" or "shit! you dropped the child" or even worse while you are in bed "Oh baby, stick that child up your future recipient of an abortee semen." My apologies ladies and gentlemen. Nonetheless, I am quite high. Please put your blames on the wicked plant that influenced my mind to a point of disillusion to write such disrespectful terms. Therefore, declare I, Mary Ana Juana, innocent of your blames of foulness, and declare that which should be declared upon, and that I declare to you, is that plant our youth have named "da good shiet" is the proper direction you shall channel your misdirected judgement upon I. I wish that goodness finds you and hugs you with clouds and sunshine, and the gods that might or might not exist, bless you with forever ecstacy. Shit I'm high foreal nigga.... godddd damnnnnnn. Woo wee.
Ha, nice, my friend named his "my dick".. which he always tells me that i can toke, aslong as I don't mind smokin' from his dick. He kinda gets annoying when he overuses it.. he's like YO SUCK MY DICK, gets fucking annoying really, and I'm going to go FUCKI NG KLLL HMHM,.iontr;1@!# oxyOCODONe!!
