Well I had a stupid dream.

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by Iago, Aug 9, 2004.

  1. Iago

    Iago Member

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    I was out for a drink with a few friends of mine when one happens to mention that tonight he was going to shoot madonna. So with we go with him and stand outside the pub, and hitched a lift with madonna. He gets in the front seat and she kills him first before he gets a chance. Then turns to the rest of us in the back and says, "Thats okay, I know the rest of you can't afford guns".

    Then she shoots us, and I wake up.

    Its too hot. It really is.
     
  2. Hippie_Girl

    Hippie_Girl Innit!

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    That is one weird dream. Isn't it strange that you wake up before something bad happens? I used to have a recurring dream that I was falling but I never even fell I was always slipping off byt the tiny tips of my fingers.
     
  3. Valis_77

    Valis_77 Member

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    I think the heat-wave is causing these weird dreams. I don't usually have nightmares but yesterday I had some horrific ones. The spirit of some evil dead girl was haunting me. It sounds lame but it was freaky!! And then, EVEN WORSE, I had a dream I was back at school...ARGHHHH!!!!! I dream that a lot even though it's been 11 years since I was there and they're always nightmares.


    Do you ever come "out of body" in dreams? Like it doesn't feel like a dream anymore. It feels different and you can control what you do and where you go. Some people think it's just lucid dreaming. Others think it's real out of body stuff. That happened again yesterday too.

    I blame the penguins...don't you?

    peace
    Dominic
     
  4. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    Last night, I had a dream where I came up with lyrics for a blues song. I can't remember them exactly, but they went a bit like

    Walking down Johnson's trail
    Got to shake off the demon on my tail


    "Johnson" refers to Robert Johnson, the legendary blues artist who is said to have made a deal with the Devil: his soul in trade for awesome guitar skills. If you know Cream's "Crossroads", you'll know him; he wrote that. In fact, Eric Clapton's new album, "Me And Mr Johnson", is an entire album of Clapton covering Johnson's songs.
     
  5. ArtLoveMusic

    ArtLoveMusic Senior Member

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    Hey, i lvoe weired dreams :)


    You know that supposidly if u actually die in your dream then it kills you.
    Like you get falling dreams and things and if its in first person (rather than third person which a lot of dreams can be) and you die in your dream (rather thn wath yourself die) the shock of it kills you. Thats why in falling dreams u wake up before you hit the expancive pile of mahusive sharp spikes covered in severed heads and dead badgers........oh......just me then?
     
  6. Mike9

    Mike9 Member

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    I agree it must be the heat i mean i had a dream about being fucked i mean i had no arms no legs my mouth was paralysd. I was floating on raft in a lake and i could only open my eyes slightly because of the pain of opening them. thats a screwd up dream.

    oh and i could hear a girl i really like shouting from the shore "take me now" i was so pissed off in that dream that i couldn't get to her
     
  7. thepixies

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    its because you can never dream about dieing because you dont know what it feels like.


    hahaha i love that monty python
     
  8. Iago

    Iago Member

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    Last nights dream was equally stupid. I was trying to figure out whether the following day if i had to go into to work at 9 or 10. So I pace around trying to remember what was on the timesheet. After a while, I pop into work to see what they said. Forgetting to ask, I buy some bin bags(??) and go back home to continue trying to remember.


    Then I wake up, still not knowing what time I have to plod down to the grind. After the frustration of the dream i decide 10 and try and get some less stupid forty winks.

    I was right, an'all!
     
  9. Alomiakoda

    Alomiakoda Boniface McSporran

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    I have loads of dreams in third person...it always confuses me cos I dunno if I've watched a film or dreamed something :p
     
  10. bokonon

    bokonon Senior Member

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    Robert Johnson was great!


    I'm another who's having some odd dreams. Last night I rescued Newcastle United manager Bobby Robson from some Charvas outside my house. He'd lost his mind bless him and was stubling round talking about drinking every pub dry. The mackem charvs were having none of it and would of killed him I reckon.
     
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