Are you honest?

If you think you are you are probably also a hypocrite.

 

yes, but i might be lying about it.

 

sometimes im so honest people think that i'm lying or i lie so often that people always assume that i'm lying or think that i am indeed honest, but i am a hypocrite

 

That was honest of you.

 

Damn right.----------(did you still want the bridge--or the Buick?)

 

yes

 

I have this tendency to encourage other people's misconceptions.

 

you sir, are a liar.

 

Yes I am. No I'm not, I just made that up.

 

you can't handle the truth, it seems, so off to the birdcage, you lying little tripe!

 

Maybe...

 

that sounds like something that smacks of dishonesty and pretense.