My "wife count"...

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by Burbot, Jul 13, 2006.

  1. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    ...(at work) went up to 6 today :D

    That is right, I've had 6 different girls pretending to be my wife :H

    I also harvested a nice bundle of daisies out of my wheat feild at work :D I bet you can't guess who I am planning on giving them to :p
     
  2. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    I haven't had 6 sham marriges in my life. [​IMG]
     
  3. gulfwinds

    gulfwinds girasoles para los amigos

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    never had 6 husbands in my life...:)
     
  4. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    It is cause I rule :D
     
  5. Shambhala Peace

    Shambhala Peace Senior Member

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    You're a pimp.

    I mean that in the best possible way. :)
     
  6. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

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    It would be strange if there were lesbian polygamists. :D

    I had a dream I was marrying a mormon man with 14 kids and 4 wives last night. :( I got out of it though, fortunately :D
     
  7. sitareric

    sitareric Banned

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    Ahh, i have a strong passion for polygamy and/or harems..

    may your six wives bare six bountiful boys..

    Six huh? ah i get that all the time...
     
  8. DQ Veg

    DQ Veg JUSTYNA'S TIGER

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    Ain't that the truth! I read an article the other day in the New York Times about a Turkish guy that has 5 wives and 55 kids! He said he caught two boys fighting in the street recently and told them if they didn't quit fighting they would shame their families-one of the kids looked at him and said, 'don't you recognize me? I'm your son!'
    He said if he had to do it all over again he'd only have one wife-he said every time he married a new wife the other wives would form an alliance against the new one, and he had to build a house for each wife that was far apart enough from the others so they wouldn't fight! Amazing.
     
  9. wildflowereyes

    wildflowereyes Senior Member

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    if i was to ever give in and marry someone, i could never share them with another girl.



    though my father was just telling me of PLDS or something like that. an off-shoot from the mormons that still believe in polygamy. they live in canada right near the border of Idaho and Canada.
    Crazy people.
     
  10. Politics are awesome

    Politics are awesome Politics suck

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    :D!! That's awesome.

    I pretty much despise marriage in every possible way.
     
  11. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Why is that?
     
  12. loveflower

    loveflower Senior Member

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    what :D
     
  13. Politics are awesome

    Politics are awesome Politics suck

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    Eh, its just bullshit.
    And there is nothing sane about love.
    Though marriages based on love have only been really accepted since the late 1910's or so.
    And people whine about "traditonal" marriage being destroyed. :confused: What the fuck ever. :p
     
  14. loveflower

    loveflower Senior Member

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    wait what?
     
  15. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    Just for the record, I don't acctually have 6 wives. My character at work has one wife, but she is played by many different ladies. I think I may get another tomorrow :eek:
     
  16. spooner

    spooner is done.

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    yeah, but how many husbands have each had?

    nobody wants a whory wife.
     
  17. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    Only me. Well one who is usually in the Burdei has a fake husband she says in on the rail compnt, and another had the guy who is usually the blacksmith or the teacher one saturday to help with all of the cooking and visitors...

    But other than that, I am the one and only Hryhorii at The Village :H
     
  18. loveflower

    loveflower Senior Member

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    where do you work!! that sounds amazing!
     
  19. Shambhala Peace

    Shambhala Peace Senior Member

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    I want a wife...
     
  20. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Well, yeah, but it's not like that anymore so why worry about it?

    Not everyone has to live the Capulet life.
     
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