The How to Thread

How to become an online stalker.....


1.Be friendly to your subject... compliments work
2.Earn their trust "lol" and (((hug)) alot
3.Learn their top 3 screenames
4.Get angry when they dont respond to your pm's
5.Send threatening messages
6.Publicly ridicule them in an online forum
7.Save profile to favorites so you can read all threads to see if he/she mentions you
8.when that person has changed thier screename and tried to disappear... keep searching for their writing style or his/her group of online buddies

daisymae
"9. Keep a diary of of any important info they post.
10. After they decide you are far too creepy, get a new screen name and rep steps 1-10.".

 

sounds like you have experience in stalking...

 

those who can't...teach

 

good to know.... good to know.

 

I have many stalkers then.

 

wow...i'm moving to canada! lol

 

sounds like a lot of work when pornography is free.

 

lol!

 

Similar Thoughts here except they number one. *c*

 

Did I forget any rules?

 

you can't just tell everyone the rules..you are sooo kicked out of the club...

 

yeah man. you totally blew it..

 

which club is that?

(((((hugs)))))

 

just find their myspace.

 

9. Keep a diary of of any important info they post.
10. After they decide you are far too creepy, get a new screen name and rep steps 1-10.

haha

 

Nice thread.

 

Any myspace post will be reported immediately and you will be banned

 

How'd you know that, Raving Sultan?

 

There was a huge myspace backlash a few weeks ago. mine is url/ravingsultan btw.
im too scared to post the actual link

 

I've never been in there, so I wouldn't know.