Let's make a good clean catholic story - one user at a time for a few words -

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by -GOD-, Aug 9, 2004.

  1. Maes

    Maes Senior Member

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    but to his own surprise, he saw the poster of "How to catch flies with chop sticks" courses, given by sensei Lai-Bonsai
     
  2. Jannes

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    but suddenly the picture came alive and there was the sensei .. ready for the fight! clinton responded with
     
  3. Jetblack

    Jetblack Senior Member

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    and made him find anna nicole smith sexy
     
  4. LuciferSam

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    his saxophone and played a secret tune to summon the Jazz Ninjas
     
  5. FreakyJoeMan

    FreakyJoeMan 100% Batshit Insane

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    An Anna used her humongoid titties to smother the sensei to death.
     
  6. Maes

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    then the police warned him that busking was illegal so Bill Clinton started running away from the cops but couldnt get too far because his last affair with Monica Lewinsky had left his trousers down
     
  7. Jannes

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    the police seized mr bill and said .. lets have a beer .. they all smiled and decided to go
     
  8. FreakyJoeMan

    FreakyJoeMan 100% Batshit Insane

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    But then the T-1000 killled em all...
     
  9. Maes

    Maes Senior Member

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    But was death really the ultimate end?

    they were grasped by this question as they approached the gates of hell.
     
  10. -GOD-

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    Then, Valentina (that was the name of that gorgeous, young, pure, beautiful blond) woke up. She made a prayer to God (me). Then she went to the city to buy some food for her parents. In the city...
     
  11. Jetblack

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    where caught having sex in the back of a transvestite only bar
     
  12. Maes

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    In the summer in the city
    In the summer in the city

    Cool town, evening in the city
    Dressed so fine and looking so pretty
    Cool cat, looking for a kitty
    Gonna look in every corner of the city
    'Til I'm wheezing like a bus stop
    Runnin' upstairs, gonna meet you on the roof top

    But at night it's a different world
    Go out and find a girl
    Come on, come on and dance all night
    Despite the heat, it'll be all right
    And babe, don't you know it's a pity
    The days can't be like the nights
    In the summer in the city
    In the summer in the city


    sang god together with
     
  13. gesone

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    Prince, merrily from a drunken rapture. After the festivities...
     
  14. -GOD-

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    asked forgiveness to the Lord. He was sent 40 days in the dessert...
     
  15. Earthy Mama

    Earthy Mama Feel my wrath... ;)

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    and don't think those 40 days were lonely either! He humped every catus and camel he saw...
     
  16. -GOD-

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    (What's a "catus"?)
     
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