Let's make a good clean catholic story - one user at a time for a few words -

but to his own surprise, he saw the poster of "How to catch flies with chop sticks" courses, given by sensei Lai-Bonsai

 

but suddenly the picture came alive and there was the sensei .. ready for the fight! clinton responded with

 

and made him find anna nicole smith sexy

 

his saxophone and played a secret tune to summon the Jazz Ninjas

 

An Anna used her humongoid titties to smother the sensei to death.

 

then the police warned him that busking was illegal so Bill Clinton started running away from the cops but couldnt get too far because his last affair with Monica Lewinsky had left his trousers down

 

the police seized mr bill and said .. lets have a beer .. they all smiled and decided to go

 

But then the T-1000 killled em all...

 

But was death really the ultimate end?

they were grasped by this question as they approached the gates of hell.

 

Then, Valentina (that was the name of that gorgeous, young, pure, beautiful blond) woke up. She made a prayer to God (me). Then she went to the city to buy some food for her parents. In the city...

 

where caught having sex in the back of a transvestite only bar

 

In the summer in the city
In the summer in the city

Cool town, evening in the city
Dressed so fine and looking so pretty
Cool cat, looking for a kitty
Gonna look in every corner of the city
'Til I'm wheezing like a bus stop
Runnin' upstairs, gonna meet you on the roof top

But at night it's a different world
Go out and find a girl
Come on, come on and dance all night
Despite the heat, it'll be all right
And babe, don't you know it's a pity
The days can't be like the nights
In the summer in the city
In the summer in the city


sang god together with

 

Prince, merrily from a drunken rapture. After the festivities...

 

asked forgiveness to the Lord. He was sent 40 days in the dessert...

 

and don't think those 40 days were lonely either! He humped every catus and camel he saw...

 

(What's a "catus"?)