I had a dream that I cut off my penis (in my dream i was a girl and with a penis) (i am a girl by the way).. and anyways I cut it off with scissors and my best friend and I were looking all over for it, it was the size of a thumb. And we looked everywhere and couldn't find it.. We finally were looking in some little kid toys and we found it, it was all bloody and really tiny.. Then all of a sudden it started growing really really big so then it was a huge penis like the length of someone's arm. we were screaming and stuff and all of a sudden i got pregnant (the thing is, is that guys don't get pregnant) so it was really akward. When I woke up I noticed I am a girl... lol I was all "whew" kind of thing... and stuff...
OMG LOL you have no idea how hard you made me laugh. I like how when you woke up you were relieved! I know the feeling. Hilarious description!
haaa haaa..... umm i'm glad it made you laugh??? I found it rather freaky but funny at the same time....
W..Wa...Wow... I haven't decided yet whether to laugh my ass off or to be disgusted with the fact that I'm laughing at this...
haaa haaaa yea... it was a very weird dream believe me.. I was quite relieved when I woke up and noticed i didn't have a penis.
Perhaps you are secretly attracted to your friend and want to nail her with a strap on (hence the removal, reatachment and change in size of the penis) and have her children... I dunno
