Zombie-Husband (part 1)

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  1. Ganja_Goo_Ninja

    Ganja_Goo_Ninja the penis mightier

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    Zombie-Husband (prt. 1)

    she remembers
    it was bacon and eggs,
    four out of five zombie-husbands prefer
    brains to legs
    a balanced breakfast of the living dead
    enriched with enough calcium
    to make stephen hawkin hop out of bed
    he'll eat it straight out the fucker's head
    the only garnish was a booger
    no need for sugar,
    the brain is sweet, filled with neurons and protons
    and multi color marshmellow bon bons

    she's got iron for guts, she's seen some
    aweful shit
    like the time she got home late --
    he was eating their kid
    eating him like it was his job
    ate the kid, like you'd eat a kid, if a kid
    was corn on the fuckin' cob
    that is to say:
    from the neck up; extra butter
    a grey madder party platter
    i don't think that's butter
     
  2. Biida

    Biida Member

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    Oh fucking awesome! :D That was really wicked and will be stuck in my head for the rest of the day. Give me part two!
     
  3. Ganja_Goo_Ninja

    Ganja_Goo_Ninja the penis mightier

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    Thank you much :)
     
  4. crypticnight

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    Excellent, this too will be in my head, jeesh it's getting scary in there
     

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