My Apologies to John Fogerty

*to the Tune of Stuck in Lodi again by Crendence Clearwater Rivival*


Just about an hour ago,
I went out in the yard
The air was hot and sticky
The sun beat down so hard
My skin got burnt
My pits got ripe
Decided to go back in

Oh lord, stuck in the forums again.

If I had a dollar,
For every post I've made
I'd probably be in Tahoe
Playing poker or getting laid
To spend a summer's day
Online this way
Feels like some kind of sin

Oh lord, stuck in the forums again.

*guitar solo*

Yeah I know I'm a whiner,
And things ain't all that bad
At least I've got
A place to hang
I guess I should be glad
And over all
You know I am
Thanks for letting me complain

I'm bored, so I'm stuck in the forums again.

 

* I hate it when I have to bump my own thread*

 

No need to bump your own thread after 18 minutes. As for me, I do not read long posts, but I am sure it was great!

 

Well, I liked your tune. Right on!

 

It's not about need, it's about.....I'm not sure actually.

 

Oh yeah! Now I remember; It's about praise and approval.

Thanks.

 

n/p. Fogerty was the man. I wonder what he would say if he was stuck in the forums, again...

 

He'd probably say, "Fuck this. I'm going to Tahoe".