Cats

Discussion in 'Poetry' started by TrippinBTM, Jun 21, 2006.

  1. TrippinBTM

    TrippinBTM Ramblin' Man

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    Cats

    Cats always look a bit suspicious
    being a little too careful about their footfalls,
    a little too graceful,
    a little too quiet,
    and flicking their tail at you
    like they know something.

    That's why I like to, when I can,
    sneak up behind one,
    and clap my hands real loud and yell.
    A startled cat
    isn't fooling anyone.
     
  2. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    Ever experienced telepathy with cats??

    They do know something we don't know . .

    They're great at making up games.

    love the poem :]
     
  3. TrippinBTM

    TrippinBTM Ramblin' Man

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  4. Bonsai

    Bonsai Member

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    thanks for the chucklebone <grin I will have to try that (~_~) I think mine understands the english language, like a latino faking its understanding, "no habla" then they turn and say "Pass me a cat taco"
     
  5. Biida

    Biida Member

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    Clap your palms on the bongo drum
    And slip on your shades to the
    Cheese factor
    When I snap my fingers
    (If I could snap my fingers)
    N say
    "Adorable!"

    ADORABLE!!! :D
     
  6. mysticmindlover

    mysticmindlover Member

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    nice poem! To me, cats are one of the most conceited and stuck-up animals around. (Or maybe they're just really confident)
    Maybe that's why I like 'em so much :)
     
  7. MollyBloom

    MollyBloom Member

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    I like these lines the best.

    Ugh, I think that dog people like to harass cats. I love my kitty cats.

    I always think of that scene in Meet the Parents where Robert Diniero says to Ben Stiller, "So Greg, you don't like cats? You appreciate emotionally shallow animals like dogs?"

    ;)
     
  8. fritz

    fritz Heathen

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    Next time your cat gets reprimanded, or gets scared/startled..Try watching for the 'comfort lick'.
    You watch, you'll see what I mean.
     
  9. Gitmo Dave

    Gitmo Dave Member

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    Lol. That is funny. It made me remember a cat I had. He was an unneutered male who had a harem in the barn across the street. Well one time he was strutting back across the yard from his harem rounds and he didn't see me. I said something to him and it startled him so much he just jumped into the air and ran a few feet. Apparently he realized then it was just me and turned around gave me a look and continued sauntering on his way as if nothing had happened. But I couldn't keep from laughing
     
  10. crypticnight

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    It's all in their wiskers man. I used to have this cat that loved a certain ball and would chase it no matter where it went. At the time I was living in PA and we had bonfires every week. Well as fate would have it someone threw the cat's ball in the fire and sure enough he went after it. I did'nt think much of it other then being mad that one of my friends for ruining the ball. I did not think the cat would go into the fire. Long and short, he retrieved his ball, but burnt his whiskers in the trade. Until they grew back, he would run into walls and fall whenever he jumped, it was sad, but funny when all was said and done and ofcourse when he was back to normal.
     

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