Wow, just wow. Let me set the scene. SWIM and his girlfriend(youngin's) have their first trip out of town together, with girlfriend's mom to a show up at the beach, and stay overnight, come back the next day. Girlfriend's mom is really fun, but a hardcore, I mean hardcore "oh, you failed your math test? pray for it...you know jesus can....." christian, but no biggie. So chilling in the lot before the show, girlfriend's mom has roughly 3-5 beers within 2hrs, and begins to kinda talk with them about her teen years/her feelings on substances. The question "how do you feel about me smoking pot mom?" comes up. She says that she would be fine with it(SWIM's gf has never smoked) but she would want her first time to be the three of them! So roughly a week later, it's brought up to the girlfriend's mother while she was completly sober, and still the same response. So tomorrow, SWIM and his girlfriend and mother will all be smoking together. How wild is that? Maybe it's just me, becuase I am aware what a percentage of you are allowed to smoke/have places where you are. But this is SWIM's first chance at something like that, worry free smoking with wonderful people. Comments/Tips for SWIM?
First of all you don't need to do that stupid SWIM thing, your not fooling anyone. I say just go with the flow why are you asking us lol.
First off, don't be a dick bro, there really is no need. And fooling anyone is not my intent. Just don't see the need for someone to incriminate themself. It's people like you who ruin the vibe in this community bro, I hope you find peace somewhere my friend.
Comments - tips for your friend: 1) When teaching these ladies how to smoke don't use too much slang or too much scientific language. (e.g. say "pot" not "dank" not "cannibus") 2) With any first time smoker, it might be a good idea to make some brownies, have them eat about 1/4 - 1/2 a dose and then smoke. 3) The after conversation should not revolve around "I'm so stoned." 4) Make sure that neither you nor the ladies need to be sober afterward. "I'm OK to drive home" could be interpreted poorly. The older woman is examining not only the marijuana experience, but also her daughter's boyfriend. 5) Bring a good sized bud, so she can see what marijuana looks like. 6) Bust out the cash and get one grade better than you ususualy smoke. 7) Bring a clean pipe and a full lighter. 8) The girlfriend's mother will have pleasure not only from the smoke, but also from doing something "wicked." It sounds like she is normaly a little tight. Being an "outlaw" will be part of the fun for her, even if she doesn't get stoned. almost forgot 9) No fancy smoking gear. A pipe with a carb is about the most complicated things should get. And for this and every occasion HAVE FUN!
lol thats how me and my friends high conversations start heres an example L:are u high cause im high o:yea man im high and hungry l:same i want froot loops o: dude what if fruit loops grew off trees i would eat lots of em l: same o:lets smoke more L: good idea thats seriosly is how they always end up
So, you definately just cracked me the fuck up! My tip: Don't forget to have lots of munchie food on hand, it's funny to watch people that haven't gotten stoned before completely demolish like 4 large pizzas, and STILL be hungry!
