How to get a girl in the sack.

Since when?

 

woman wanna get laid same as us, i understand about your freind, in the real world jonny bravo would get laid constantly, hell he looks like fabio and talks like elvis, how could he lose? Fortune favers the bold my freind, believe what you see, if it looks like she's interested she probaly is.
what always worked for me was the subtle jokes, the masked sexual references, they serve two purposes, one they let her know she puts sex on your brain and her response tells you how she feels. but ffs keep it subtle, they hate rejection as much or more than we do but they dont want to feel like a whore
and dont forget to take advantage of opertunities to make physical contact, a touch of the hand when you pass something, an accedental brush up, stuff like that. and remmember FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD !! so when you get your chance to take her in your arms do it !

 

Hell yeah, this guy has the right idea!!! Kudos to you, friend!

Women DO want to get laid, but DON'T want to feel cheap in the process. I've had "friends with benefits" that worked out better than a "serious relationship" b/c we put no expectations or boundries on each other, and really did consider the other to be our best friend. Concequently, we never slept with anyone else while we were "friends with benefits" b/c we were content with each other. Too bad "real" relationships can't be like that.

I miss him terribly!

 

i'm tellin ya...i've done told the boy the most effective way to get chix in the sak........just save some for a teaser...u get ur way everytime...hehe

 

Very true, especially if you dig hippy chicks. Showing sensitive, artistic, deeper emotional sides can be a real turn on. Show her that you aren't just a dick with a person attached.

 

Just kinda casually mention that you have a three inch weiner, one that shrinks when you touch it. I used to get chicks falling on the floor laughing with that one, but then they would go chat about it with their girlfriends and you could hear em discussing it about "no guy will brag how small it is" or "every guy bragging says it's huge and it's really a little one" Then they say "That muthafucker must be hung"???


but then when you get em laughing about it, tell em "what's really funny- is my last name is johnson"

What i wanna know is how do you get them to go away once they have been laid.I have one now trying to follow me to the ends of the earth. We really don't get along that great. I found out the other day she feels safe from aids so is not wanting to leave ,or mess around. I don't mess around. But it's getting about time to leave. I am a typically happy person, and she is typically depressed. It just doesn't work spiritually.I try to tell her but she is like a dryad -the next day all is well again.I know it's hope and forgiveness, and im sure she loves me. I Just always lived by my vibe, and hers is almost always a downer.

but yeah what stephan said.
"that's the way it outta be,oh dont'ch know now, ma ma said that's the way it outtta stay" (robert plant- led zep)

 

GODDDDDDDDDD im sick of the sexist comments on here

it takes two to have sex. CHICKS HAVE BRAINS AND MAKE DECISIONS TOO!!

Its different if you were feeding her drugs and alcohol to get laid, coz thats taking advantage and decieving her. BUT if you want to get a girl to have sex with you (which is what this forum is about whether i agree with it or not) then you can try acting different, e.g. confident not desperate to help you.

If this chick wants to have sex, then thats up to her. Its not like just because he's acting different then she is somehow unable to make decisions with what she wants to do with her body. I think every girl is cluey enough to realise that guys do put on the charms to have sex. You dont know a guy from one night of talking...

AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


okay. SO my point is, if you want to get laid, be what girls are attracted to, confident and funny. If they want to make the decision to have sex with you or not, leave it up to them

In the meantime, good luck

Love Amanda

 

i read all this topic and yea theres some good advice here and some bad one as well... eh.. i think its not that everyone has different pickup strategies, its just that everyone has a different view over women/men/pple.


so yea, tellin someone to "be funny", "be yourself" is a bit useless, for no one tries to be "not funny" or unattractive or w/e, unless they're f*cked-up teens with no intent of gettin any sex. (haha thats an oxymoron im sure but u got my point)

anyways, personally i think the "problem" (if there is any) in relationships is assumptions. u shouldnt assume a girl wants u cuz she sends u love songs, and u shouldnt assume a girl doesnt want u cuz she isnt sleepin with u right after u made her laugh and feel comfy.

women are complicated and stupid most of the time. i should kno, im one of them. i'll give u an example that occurred just last night. i kept sayin "no no its ok, u can go" to this guy, and when he left i was like "wth, he didnt get that i really wanted him to stay".. i mean how stupid is that.. but noooo, we have to play hard to get. lol
im not sayin girls who say "no" dont mean "no", but sometimes they say stupid stuff. and guys too btw.

so yea, in conclusion, just let it happen. if u're good pple and treat pple nicely, there is NO reason u couldnt get what u want, either its love or w/e

=)

 

I don't like it when girls play hard to get, just show your feelings, why should you hide them.... you girls are so confusing

 

lol well that was my point... I DUNNO why we do that, but i suspect its out of stupidity..
meh, guys are so much easier to get (in all the senses of the term, heh)

so yea, on behalf of all women, im sorry we're complicated

 

I know girls are confusing, sweetie. I'm a chick and I don't even understand myself sometimes. But I will say this, when a girl doesn't play hard to get and is true about her feelings, she puts herself in a very vunerable position. Women don't like to be vunerable... Not that guys do, but a lot of us women are used to the standard role where the guy does the initiating...
Not saying its right, it's just the status quo...

 

I agree with tmac with alot of things, for one i am not unnatractive and i even think some girls are afraid to ask me out or assume i have a gf because of my good looks( im not bragging though). Ive had girls like me where they just smiled and i could tell but they didnt say nothing, and then there were times when a girl liked me obviously but i wasnt interested in girls then or i didnt think it was serious such as the popular girl likes a guy like me which is so called unpopular.

I think alot of girls are stupid and turn down a good chance when it is given to them, i mean they say they want this or that. I am funny, good looking, intelligent, warm friendly..whatever ..etc.

I know what i want to do in life etc but i dont get the girls. There was plently of girls that wanted me but only onetime in my life was it mutual where it seemed like a connection but she fucked it up.


I would of given her a chance but she didnt give me a chance said i didnt get along with her friends( and its true i didnt they were dicks to me what u expect) and then she acted like she had a bf because i waited to long to call her.

That really pissed me off so next time i seen her i called her a bitch to her face.

Trust me she deserved it.

Women are so inconsiderate they just think of themselves i tell u


And stupid as well no offense

 

I am sorry about the last post but ive had alot of bitter experiences with trying to meet chicks and i just dont think its fair when some guys dont ever have to deal with that and its like they have a new gf every month it seems.


There is quite a few different girls i like but i highly doubt any will be possible oppurtunites except one

I really like my friends younger sister, there is quite a few reasons besides her good looks.


For one she is not like all other girls, she has good values. She is the type of girl that stays home all the time she hardly goes out. She does her homework

She seems very shy but thats better than a girl that doesnt shut up. She seems like the sensitive type in tune with nature/music.

The only problem is she is 17 right now, so i cant go out with her but if shes 18 it will be ok.

My friend says he would be ok with it, but his parents wont be but they cant say nothing if she is 18.

Her mom is crazy, and she already knows i like her daughter.

Its weird because onetime my friend told me everytime i came over and rang the doorbell or whatever that his sister ran to see who it is like if its me( do u get what he means?)

The last time i was over it was like she came out in the garage ( me and him were outsided in the yard )doing something but i dont think she was doing much it was more like to see if i am gonna talk about her or look at me, is how i perceived it, what do u people suggest i do?


I really like her and i think its a good way to meet someone, rather than a stupid bar.


What can i do to make sure she doesnt meet someone else and i can be sure to get a date with her when shes of age???

Does anyone think that its possible that a friends younger sister can have a crush on her brothers friend?

 

Amanda from Australia has hit the nail on the head. The most important thing is to be yourself. If a woman is attracted to you, sex will follow.


The other points she raised, and they are right in my experience, is to be confident and have a good sense of humor. Men and women are different, and many women really enjoy being with a man who is confident of himself, his achievements, his ability to think and act for himself and is confident of his own sex appeal. Confidence, as long as it doesn't veer towards arrogance, will go a long way.

A sense of humour is always worthwhile. Not a sleazy or smutty sense of humour, just a man who enjoys having a laugh, even at his own expense.

But, more than anything else, confidence is the key. As the generations change, I notice more and more younger men don't have the confidence and self - worth that I had when I was their age. Women today are more confident and men are less masculine compared to 20 years ago. Where I work, the women are so confident that they wouldn't even go out for informal lunch with any of the guys in their 20's. One 25 year old girl spent Friday lunch talking to me. We were more on the same wavelength than the guys her age.

Mark

 

this is what it's about? getting a girl in the sack?

 

"I have to agree, a woman doesn't want a man that's too nice, because then he seems like a pussy. I know that this sounds cruel, I'm not saying that I like a**holes, but there has to be a certain aura about a guy, that he doesn't take any sh*t off of anyone and stands up for himself (and therefore, will stand up for his girl). As much as women hate to admit it, most of them are still looking for something that can only be described as "The Provider"... a man who supplies sweetness and passion into a relationship, but will totally kick someone's a**, if necessary. Essentially, most women want a well rounded guy, as long as he's still acting like himself. If you're trying too hard to be nice and getting nowhere, perhaps that's why"


What ever happened to wanting someone because their a nice kind human being. Man, talk about being inmature. The most important aspect to a girl friend for me is that she has a good heart and is a good person who has a sense of humor and is fun to be with. That doesn't mean looks mean nothing. I of course have to be physically attracted to the person as well. If a girl is stunningly beautiful, but I don't like her personality, I wouldn't make her my girl friend.(I would have sex with her though! )

Basically, all this stuff about confidence and other stuff is nonsense. For the most part, all women care about is looks(certainly the #1 thing) and money/social status(in high school the jock, in the real world-doctor or investment banker). Looks are #1, everything else is a distant second. Generally the older the woman, the more important the money and the younger the woman the more important the looks. This is a generalization of course. Oh, and most men are also superficial of course.

 

dude, post your picture from hot or not.

maybe it will lead to some profound insight.

or maybe we can just judge you more.

 

of course looks are important, no one said they werent. plus im personally fed up with men wantin to f*ck girls only cuz they're hot, so i could really be shallow like that as well.. meh... ignore that..

i think what Mark meant when he talked about confidence, is that if u see an average guy, lets say a good-looking guy, he has way more chances to get a girl if hes confident than if he isnt.

havin said that, a lot of confidence comes from successful experiences.. so i dunno

 

That second line doesn't really portray a mature mindset. (And the word is "im-mature".) At least I don't thinks so. Being a nice kind human being is important, but being too nice and too kind is a bad thing, because people will make you their doormat. Most women don't find doormats attractive.

That's all I was getting at, and since I'm a female, I think I know how me and most of the women I know feel...

Having sex with people you don't like just because they are attractive doesn't sound very nice, kind, or mature, either...