sit on my face

and tell me that you love me.

 

okay. then i will give u a warm moist fart.

 

could you hear them if thier thighs are clamped tightly around your ears?

 

More like, bury your face and mumble it to me!

 

I love to hear you moralize, when Im between your thighs......

 

ill sit on your face and tell you i love youuuuu toooo

 

life will be fine if we are both 69

 

I saw this written on a stall wall and assume it was sung to the tune of


Nothing would be finer than to be in Caroliner in the Morning

anyway it was as follows"

Nothing would be finer than to be in your vaginer in the morning
Nothing would be sweater than to have you sucking my peter in the morning.

Okay okay was dumb but when your forced to sit there your a captive audience.

 

emmmmmmmmm I'm a big girl and don't like oral sex...only thing that sucks about being tall and having a larger frame no wall sex ):

 

If the mans right its on any way ya want to do it.

And I dont mean nothing special by this but you seem like the non oral type....shame.

 

Things aren't always the way they appear...

 

i've had a gay guy tell me he wanted to sit on my face....yea, i sped out of there very quickly

 

This must be Python Appreciation week.


I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK....

 

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you moralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away.

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty nine
If we sit on our faces
In all sorts of places
And play till we're blown away.

 

I sleep all night and I work all day...

 

I'm in love with a big blue frog
A big blue frog loves me
Its not as strange as it appears
Infact she's only six foot 3

many practise by suckling a jellyfish

 

what do you mean? this appears to be a perfectly executed random thought, worthy of at least 16 gigs worth of bandwith

 

haha thats a funny saying

 

i quite enjoy it

 

Strike 2 (at least)... *L*