Best Trippin Quotes

Hahah!
Were you totally convinced? Are you still?

 

me - "wow.. i never realised the universe was so sexy"

 

My hand melted.

 

Me tripping on LSD, sitting up after laying in some grass for a little bit - "Alright, lets go to that festival now" - about to get up - "Wait, I gotta ride this next wave" - as I lay back down on the grass.

This continued several times on our journey a few blocks down a park to a festival.

 

haha that reminds me of the time i thought my feet had melted...turned out they were just dug into the sand.

 

Me:
Nothing really exists
Nothing is real
We are all connected
This is all fake (referring to the fact that tomorrow I would not be living with these realizations)

 

friend m totaly baked: dood, when are they gonna catch bin laden

me: no clue man

friend c: wait bin laden......isnt that, that russian terrorist guy....


later that night friend m started playin with a police scanner and sayin that they intercepted us and the russian terrorists were coming haha


also

friend c: dood I'm jsut layin here but its like i'm just like floating here....

friend m: no dood you're either layin there or you're flaotin there you cant be flaotin while you're layin

 

(to a streetlight):"moon,you fucking traitor,you lied to me!"

"aaaa!aaaa!the bee is eating my eardrumm!can't you hear it?!"

(yelling to a great view):"this is the bugs bunny show!"

('picking up' air):"look!slugs!slugs,man!"(as in the animals,not the ammunition)

"A.G.!i am the ladder of evolution!remember!A.G.!"

"man,you're looking like one of those old wasted hippies,just lying there with the lost look and all!"

"whoa!check out the clouds masturbating!"

"i have crickets under my skin!"

(in the middle of the boulevard):"we're surrounded by aliens!"

"hit me!"(slap)."i said hit me!" (slap)."hit me!"(slap)...after 10-15 minutes of continuous slapping "hey,why are you slapping me?!?"

"are you here or i'm just hallucinating?"

"we're just a bunch of trees!"

(holding nothing):"hey man,you want some vodka?"
(after 2 hours,still holding nothing) "you sure you don't want some vodka?"
"i thought you drank it all up"
"oh,this is a new bottle"

"i had sex with jesus and i liked it."

"pray tell me,is blood flowing out of my hands?"

"oh,come on,all the crap...fuck off,i told you i've been dead!"

"aaaaaaaaaa!!!"(and other sounds of extreme terror)"it's all a lie!"

 

AHAHAHAAHAAA... Satirul those are awesome.


Jean_Genie~ I can't agree more. The universe is SO sexy.

 

haha i love that one!

 

Me on Salvia, repeating a chanting that was coming from teh pixies:

"Om yea owzabout yepend sqwee"

You know - it really is a language, we just don't know how to speak it!

www.entheogenius.com

 

"Dude, what if our whole universe is just a firework in God's 4th of July celebration?" Myself while watching fireworks on shrooms

 

"i am, this is, we are" is nice to think about

 

me and my mate trippin when we were in a park:

"holy crap! i think we're in the truman show!"

"we are?"

"yeah check the ceiling" (we were outside.. )

"holy crap theyre filming us!! shit hide the stash!"

 

Me on shrooms looking in the mirror as my face is getting bigger and smaller in various directions.

"I hope this is gone when I wake up, I have school tomorrow"

 

isaac - "the tree's are so beautiful, the stars are so beautiful, the sagebrush is so beautiful, damn i sound like a hippie"
me- " you are a hippie"

-the california rainbow gathering 2004 tripping on shrooms

 

in a flimsy, improvised tiki hut on the fourth of july:

'I feel like were in the jungle being shot at and bombed'

just then, my friend falls over like he's been hit, me and my other friend freak out and scream, try to get out of the tiki hut, it crashes to the ground, then we stumble directly into the lake.

'at least those damn ninjas cant get us now that were underground'
'wow, i never thought the earth could be so gooey'

 

hahaha my friend was tellin me about when he was trippin on shrooms

'dude..dude wake up, bin laden is IN the fireplace..come on dude'
'WHAT? bin laden?? shit, i cannot go to JAIL!!"

 

"it feels like a racoon is sleeping on my head" dxm
"i just found out a girl you used to fuck with has crabs, but i have some good news..... i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico."

 

"The fucking gnomes stole my lighter!"

- me when I was tripping on mushrooms by a fire out in the woods with a bunch of friends, when I discovered my lighter was missing.