old question but a new user

Hey, I've been smoking for a few months now but I'm going to smoke up a friend of mine tomorrow and I have a few questions. I'm not really worried about her just because I can watch over her no sweat but I have a job interview with drug test coming up and I wanted some advice. First, how long should I wait till I take the test? I've heard this stuff can stay with you for a few weeks or a month. And if I can't wait it out, what are some good PROVEN ways to cheat the test? So yeah, those are my main questions. Thanks for reading this and double thanks if you answer. All POSITIVE advice welcomed. Thanks again.

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this is what they do in jail when they have a drug test coming up.

mix a litre of vinegar with water and drink it down. go to the toilet three times, and on the fourth one it will be clean.

drinking vinegar is nasty shit, so decide how badly you want that job.

oh, and for a long term user, it's been known to still show in the drug test six months after you're last smoke.

 

six months?? hell no dude!!
If you are a really heavy smoker it could stay in your system up to 6 weeks, but that's it.

 

I like drinking vinegar, and tabasco

 

DON'T DRINK VINEGAR!!!drink a lot of water within like 4 hours of test, like 8ounces every 15 minutes. This dilutes your urine, so ur thc will be at undetectible levels. 2 days priore eat a lot of meat so that ur creatine levels will be up. an hour before the test take a lot vitamin b2 or b12 to color ur urine yellow, in case they look at color before actual testing (some place DO do this). As long as you see that your urine is clear from all the water before you take the vitamins, then you WILL pass, there just won't be enough thc metabolites to fail. good luck

 

When I was at job corps people would drink lots of energy drinks and always pass their piss tests, even if it was only a couple of days after they smoked. The reason this worked is because the energy drinks have Niacin(vitamin B3) in them. You could just pick up some Niacin pills at the grocery store. If you do this, you need to take one pill every six hours and continue to drink lots of water. Quit taking the pills three days before the piss test, because you don't need to have high quantities of Niacin in your system, as it will throw the piss test out of whack and may cause a false postive. It only takes three days to get the high quantities of Niacin out of your system, so don't worry about that too much.

 

Another thing alot of people did at Job Corps was drink bleach and water, but I wouldn't recommend this. They would get one whole gallon of water and drop a small capfull of bleach into it and just drink it down. Then drink another gallon of water. It's not very healthy, but it works. My frined smoked 4 blunts at the bus station on her way to Job Corps, then drank bleach and water and passed the piss test the next day. Like I said, I don't know if I would recommend it though, because it could be dangerous.

 

You need to be taking B3(Niacin). It works. trust me. Just do it like I said in my previous post. Take one every 6 hours and continue to drink water at all times. I'm talking about taking a water bottle with you everywhere you go until you take the test and continue to take the Niacin until 3 days prior to the test, then quit taking the Niacin and continue to drink the water. You'll pass with no problem.

 

oh. you clearly know more than a professional doctor. i withdraw my statement.

 

My friend got arrested on a bullshit possession charge and they put him in an out patient rehab. The guy smoked everyday regardless, and whenever the drug tests came around (once a week), he took a box of Suregel (homemade jelly mix that you can buy at walmart from $1-2) and mixed it with a big glass of water. He drank it two hours before the piss test and passed everytime. Apparently, its supposed to coat your kidneys and prevents the THC from being absorbed by your kidneys. Your also supposed to drink a shitload of water afterwards and piss at least three times before the test. It might help if you took some B3 to color your piss. BTW: the Suregel mixture is supposed to taste like "sour-twat" (quoting the great Alex Harrison), so be warned.