I just fucked up a sting operation...

I was gettin high in my garage and blowing the smoke into the light and then a fuckin hornet fell out and landed on my hand, I froze in terror cuz this fuckin thing is on me, and then it starts to move like every direction at the same time (dumbass bug). Then I finally do something and fling my hand around like it's going out of style.

It flew straight in one direction - the bookcase. It hit the books and just fell on the shelf. I -thinking it was dead- walk over and figure I might as well blow some smoke on it for god knows what reason and it started to move again.
BOOM!

I SMASHED THAT PIECE OF SHIT INTO THE AFTERLIFE!

I can't believe I got a damn hornet stoned... I probably saved myself from a stinging!

 

oh wow. thats crazyy. i hate all types of bees because im allergic =(

 

HAHAHA Fucking hornet. I'd like to feed a beatle some LSD. That would be funny.

 

A huge beetle landed on me last night, it was like 1 1/2x1 1/2" so I stomped it into the pavement

 

haha, now thats a whole nother kind of sting operation

 

we leave the door to our screened in porch open so the dogs can go do their business in the yard, so sometimes wasps and bees and things fly in there then get stuck trying to fly back out through the screens. i'm generally not a cruel person and in most circumstances prefer trying to get a bug out of an area and let it go alive and outside.....but i go out there to smoke my cigars and sometimes pot, and every once in a while i'll stand on the other side of the screens and kill them with copious amounts of drug-laden smoke.....not proud of it, but i have been known to do that sometimes....or spray them with bee killer....like i said, i normally try to avoid cruelty even to small creatures, but i tend to make an exception for things like bees and wasps....i guess i'm just a sissy afraid of some rather minor pain in the grand scheme of things....

 

fucking stoners

 

Wow, only seven posts to a flame...

 

hush now, or i'll tell skip you have a myspace link in your sig...

 

go harass another forum, asshat (thanks for that word jester)

 

my friend fed an iguana a lil bit before
and he fed it weed all the time
and he fed it beans

the beans killed him

 

I've never been stung by anything in my life.

 

fuck me, i read that thread title and i thought you fucked up a drug bust, a 'sting' operation..

fuck me

 

i got a spider stoned once....it was hanging from a thread on a tree that we smoke under so i just blew my smoke on it, must have been pretty fucked up coz it fell off its thread. what a way to go...

 

Me and a friend of mine got his Ferret stoned once. It was so wasted, it passed out in the backseat of my car. It was waving it's head to the music on the radio, lying on it's back. It was hilarious.

 

My buddys cat almost ate some of my mush and it was still pretty young, that would've fucked it up lol. I heard if you give spiders LSD there webs will be a diff design, if true thats pretty cool.

 

drugs dont effect insects in any similar way to humans, in fact most drugs and random chemicals like that tend to just disorientate or poison insects

if you poison ants with nicotine, they become paralysed, but then come back to life a few minutes later, sometimes only half properly at first lol

 

can I just say how hard I was laughing when I first read this story... hahah awesome man

 

I did that shit last night. Both the worst and the best time I ever had. 16 straight hours of nonstop talking, nonstop moving, and drawing weird fucking pictures.

 

hahaha thats hilarious