Vegetable and Mineral Bashing Thread

Damn You, Carrots And Limestone!!!!

 

I think I shall brutalize a potato. I shall first skin it, scrape its eyes out and then boil it alive in hot water, then when it thinks it cant take anymore Im gonna smash it and whip it, perhaps add a little butter and milk then finish it off by eating it.

 

Yeah, fuck that potato!

 

It is very low to attack vegetables and minerals because they can not properly defend themselves.

 

I hate ...veggies...they are full of fiber and fiber gives you the shits!!!

 

I have strong, negative feelings for anthracite. And arugula is the debbil.

 

I had a real problem with turnips and potasium for a long time. The I realised I was just projecting unresloved issues I had with my parents.

 

eliminate the beet!!!!

its useless AND nasty-tasting

 

might be easier to fuck the zucchini or yellow summer squash

 

Maybe so. Or...a carrot. Once my mom woke me up for the pure reason of showing me a carrot that naturally looked just like an orange circumsized penis. Hilarious. It was worth the wake up. Haha.

 

just a quick question: wtf? .

*meant in all due respect, as a joke.

 

I just hate carrots and limestone. You know they're plotting against us.