Not really. Only a woman can fall of a dirt bike at 30 mph. But I'll give you credit, your ass hair probebly got tangled in the wheel.
No, the damn handle bars broke. They were already taped together, and they slipped lose. This is why I was only going 30 MPH.
You probebly put too much weight on the bike. I told you not to carry those human corpses around with you when you ride.
Since I don't really know anyone here, I guess I would just sleep with whoever is the hottest stoner dude. Whoever that may be.
after everyone showers, and all the toothless ones are taken out, then the ones with bad breath, pasty skin, or annoying laughs, all of those.