Funniest thing I heard all day

Funniest thing I heard all day was a needle.

 

If you say so!!!!

 

I do and if necessary I will do it again.

 

Okay, But what if I think your lying.

 

In that case I will have to report you to the proper authorities for questioning my integrity.

 

That seems unfair, but do tell me who exactly are the proper authorities? Id like to tell them your lying.

 

I am the proper authorities.
Now I dare you to tell the proper authorities I am lying.

 

Excuse me! Proper Authorities, I Would like to tell you that Bird Migration is lying about the needle, And I also have proof that it is a lie.

 

Last warning: I hope you are aware that I am a Super Moderator and I do have enough powers to ban you for 2 weeks consecutive.

 

PROOF!!!!!


The Needle was with me all day!!!! So if couldn't have been with you. See you can ban me!!!! Cause I hold the truth!

 

I heard the needle when I was walking behind you. It made that specific needle sound.

 

Lol!!!!!!!! Okay I concide! that is probably the funniest thing I have heard all day (good thg the days not over yet)

 

It can only get better and with the bird it is always guaranteed fun.

 

Did it tell you a joke?

 

No that is just plain stupid. Have you ever heard a needle tell a joke?

 

Well, you said it was funny, and that you heard it. Everyone knows that needles are very quiet and serious.

 

err sorry but i heard that needle do the twist in a haystack...

 

well if you mean syringes and not sewing needles , they can produce a sound ......like the whish of the water squirting in the air when they are rinsed out ...they say 'phhisssst '

 

i dare say i've never heard a needle tell ANYTHING, or make a whole lot of sound either, other, then as mentioned, hypos, which aren't what i usualy think of, more like needles as parts of machinery where they sometimes act as axils and sometimes as bearings. come to think of it, needle bearings, like all other bearings, do kind of cry if the're not appropriately lubricated, other then self lubricating and jewel neeld bearings that is.

so when you say you heard a needle, i'm tempted to ask what the door knob said to you too.

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