Naturalhi the Orangutang Escapes.

Naturalhi the highly intelligent weed growing Orangutang has escaped from the Berkely scientific research institute. An insider at the institute said ' Its a mystery he smoked a spliff and vanished'. Scientists have warned not to approach Naturalhi as he can be highly dangerous.
His keeper stated ' We hope he returns soon as nobody can grow plants like the furry one.

 

The scientists can kiss my bald red *ss, I'll never go back!!!

 

An unknown woman came forward yeterday claiming this to be Naturalhi,s love child.

 

No bodies supposed to know about that, now youv'e gine and aired me shrubbery rite infront of god and everyone I'll never live this down!

 

The little fella is cute though.

 

Not as cute as my legitimate grandson:

 

Good god man, another one?! Personally, I don't care where and when you get your rocks off, but please stick to your side of the evolutionary ladder.

 

My past is catching up with me! Just like a human, making judgements as to my sexual prferences Orangs are swingers didn't you know!

 

I leave judgements up to the Republicans, they are the best at it. Personally, I see no real problem with interspecies dating, I've just never had an Orang stay still long enough. I mean, how could you resist?

 

Oh baby Oh!