I want to move to New Zealand but...

I heard the reason they banned condiments in NZ is because they only have gravity 12 hours a day and they didn't want globs of ketchup floating around the room during the gravity-free periods.

 

lmao
yup.
Thats definitely it. We have to spend the other 12 hours a day wearing 'anti-grav boots' so we can do stuff...

 

But sometimes you have to stop and ask yourself monosphere; are you using the ketchup, or is the ketchup using you?

 

Hey! My ketchup has no power over me! Sometimes I choose barbecue sauce.

 

It's still a tomato based condiment.

I think you're in denial.

 

I knew a guy who went to NZ and (horror of horrors) brought a secret stash of condiments with him!!!! When he opened them to put them on his "freedom fries" a flock of fire-breathing kiwi birds magically appeared out of thin air and pecked his eyes out. Apparently, they're very serious about the ban on ketchup.