Gonna take a drug test after I get home from Amsterdam...

So I'm in germany with two friends on a month-long senior eurotrip. Next stop tommorow- Amsterdam.

I got caught with mushrooms and weed right before I left, and my parents told me that I was not allowed to smoke weed in Amsterdam. To ensure this, they bought a home-drug testing kit which I will be taking when I return.

I plan on smoking my brains out in Amsterdam with more weed smoking during the rest of the trip.

I have a feeling I'm not gonna get a warning and they're just going to randomly give me a cup to pee in sometime during the first few days I get home.

What should my game plan be?

Thanks.

 

Figure out the best ways to clean your system and do it right after you're done with Amsterdam. Maybe give yourself a day or two of cleaning your system before you take the plane trip back. Though I myself don't know the best ways, it shouldn't be too hard to find on this forum, hehe.

 

Dude, you're lucky.

Just tell them you haven't allowed enough time for it to get out of your system, and then show them stuff online that shows that it can take 6 weeks or more to be out of your system.

Ace

 

your buddy's went into a coffee shop that had no advertisements for pot so you went in when you came out you fealt high and there was nothing you could do you admit going in there was a bad idea but you thought a coffee shop had to advertize the activity going on inside you are sorry and if they dont believe you they can call your buddy who will have the same story as you

 

fuk that shit ... how r u not gona smoke in AMSTERDAM
haha u are already going sooo wat the fuk..

 

"When in Rome do as the Romans."


Point out that its legal in Holland and that you are just obeying the law.

 

HAHA^^

Ya, it probally didn't have enough time to even clear your sytem anyway. You could go with.. I was in a coffeshop but didn't smoke.

It's a home test their easy to pass.

 

Tell them you didn't have enough time for it to get out of your system...find some hyped up anti-drug website that says up to 6 weeks or some shit

How long are you going to be gone after Amsterdam anyway? But you really only need like 1-2 weeks, so just tell them you didn't get enough time and make sure they believe 6

 

put lots of water in the cup and it will come back as either clean or inconclusive, your parents will then be forced to buy a new kit everytime they want to test you, and everytime you can put water in it to waste your parents time and money. serves em right. you could also do it legit by buying a system cleaner at a headshop of sorts, its a drink that cleans you out quick, they can be expensive though

 

Well, while in Amsterdam I would buy a "Number One" whizzinator. My wife just used one. Fake piss, heat pad. Worked perfectly.

Besides, it's your SENIOR TRIP. That means they can go fuck off. If they get pissed cause you fail your test, ask them if they'd rather have you home in a body bag cause you drank yourself to death. Shut my folks right up.

 

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Amsterdamn is like Marijuana Mecca, how the FUCK can you be a pothead, and NOT SMOKE IN AMSTERDAM?!!??!! If the parents think any different, they're totally insane.

 

Yeah, seriously. I would say fuck it, and smoke the fucking DAYZ away!!!!

keepin it pHuNKy in AmSTeRdAm...... its the only way to roll

 

Well, since you have to be 18 to smoke pot in Amsterdam, I am assuming you are. Therefore, you are an adult and can just refuse a test. It's your life, you live it. Of course, if you live with them, they can also kick you to the fucking curb when they please. Whatever happens, best of luck to you.

 

I'm actually 17. Its the last day in amsterdam, and we didn't get carded once.

So anyone know what I need to make my test negative (add water to cup, vinegar, etc) ?

Thanks guys.

 

say u were at a N-sync concert and a woman gave u a strange tasteing ciggarete

 

tell them to fuck off, honestly, it's your parents. At least it's not a court appointed drug test where there really are consequences.

 

I heard that vinegar makes tests show up as negative. There's a bottle of apple cider vinegar in my bathroom.

When I go into my bathroom to pee in a cup when my parents test me, can I just add some of that shit and some water and pass?

Thanks

 

if they hand you a test, throw it out the window and say fuck you ma

 

If it's one of those shitty home tests, just run really hot water inside the cup, and it will probably come up inconclusive. Also, a friend of mine had luck with putting a bottle of bleach in the bathroom before the test, and then dropping a a minute amount in with the piss. It probably like chemically takes all the THC outta your urine..... good luck!

 

The way i would look at it is this....Hey whats the worst that could happen? i get into trouble who cares life goes on..atleast while im grounded i can think of the fuckin awesome time i had in amsterdam..

And thats the WORST thing that could happen..not too bad in my opinion..