Much like LL cool J....

I need love.


Who wants to love me?........get your mind out of the gutter...I said LOVE me

 

Yes, okay, I will fuck you.

 

ok, i will love ya if you want but you will have to do the socks and silverware, i will help with everything but that

 

please no, I didn't say I needed crabs.



I need love...

 

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Clap, and I left her.

 

Trying to get my mind out of the gutter is like trying to get the vodka out of my drink. It isn't gonna happen.

I think these two problems are somehow linked in some way. I don't know. the jury's still out on that one.

 

I can give you a hug

 

missfontella, if you don't mind me asking, why celibacy?

 

I been numb in the last few years, having sex for fun, no feelings.


I'm tired of that....I have one person I want now. I don't want to fuck anyone else. ( which is funny, his sex isn't that great)

If I can't have him, I will wait for somebody that makes me feel the same way he makes me feel.

basically, I'm done excepting less than I want and deserve

so for now.....celibacy

 

I Love You Dude!

 

ah well good for you! and best of luck and wishes.

 

I accept your love.....


don't ever call me dude again

 

alright there missy,

no need to get pissy

 

there is always room for piss......like jello