Anti-grass people make me laugh

well i took the blue and red pill at the same time and i was fuckn gooooooooooooooooooooooone

 

i hate those commercials
and plus my mom always looks at me and shakes her head when they come on. hahaha

 

Whenever those commercials come on my parents just start laughing at me and start telling me "See marijuana is bad for you" Then I usually ended up telling them that these commercials are just bullshit. And that usually ends up in an argument

So basically....fuck those comemrcials

 

dude the best part of harold and kumar is when they have that commercial, and the kid is high and shoots himself in the face, and they just start cracking up! haha great. i dont think i was ever pressured into smoking, i was the first out of any of my friends to want to try it. so i did... and it was amazing

 

I think the idea of peer pressure is crap, like I understand that peer pressure exists, but ultimately you make your own decisions, not your friends. Those commercials are especially ridiculous, if any person was actually stupid enough to eat their hand because their friends told them to, they should be shot because they will only procreate and have stupid children. I don't want anymore stupidity polluting the earth. Also, that person is so stupid that they don't even deserve to smoke pot. Fucking stupid people like that give stoners a bad name. Anyway, has anyone taken the "above the influence" quiz? I took it and was "above the influence" so I guess I'm just a bad person down to the core because I CHOOSE to do drugs. What now? www.abovetheinfluence.com you can take the quiz and see all the ads if they amuse you. They just make me really angry. Like the one where the girl is flat, her friend is like "ever since she started smoking pot she's been lazy and boring. she's no fun whatsoever. we used to have fun until she started smoking weed, blah blah blah." That is just completely ridiculous...someone is STONED and not having FUN? Someone is STONED and they are BORED??? Come on!
Also at this ridiculous web site, they have like "drug info" and for marijuana there are like 7 pages worth of why marijuana equals instant death, but when you click on something like heroin it has about 2 paragraphs of information that states that heroin is "highly addictive" (true enough) and a "depressant" (not true). In short, these people are ridiculous and should be locked in a room and forced to smoke weed for a week. After that they shouldn't get to smoke weed anymore, because they are not worthy, but they can have all the heroin they want since they seem to think it's so fucking harmless.
Okay. Rant over.

 

its one thing to be straight & sober because you beleive in it, but its hella lame if you go out and rep it. i guess being straight edge is fucken cool now. those commercial do make me laugh though, at least theyre good for something.

 

lmfao http://www.abovetheinfluence.com/the-influence/comebacks.htm

i checked that site out, and this bit really cracks me up, check that out XD


"do you want a hit?" "no way man thats just an expensive bag of cancer"

 

hahaha i hadn't gone to that part of the site, that's great. it reminds me of DARE in 6th grade when we got a book mark with like 30 different ways to say "no" on it. when i was in 6th grade i firmly believed i was never going to do drugs (or drink. or probably talk.) and i had my response all planned out for if i ever got offered...ready for it?
"no thanks man, i'm already too blazed."
haha, god i was one retarded kid.

 

"If you do drugs, you will become homeless. But you can fight this addiction, but don't try to fight it alone, get help from friends or family, it is a disease, and like any other disease, you need help to get rid of it, before it turns into a virus..because your child's health is important....

In lab tests, mice were given the illegal drug for a few days, then they were given a choice, take the drug and get their fix, or take the food, they chose the drug everytime. So if the addiction can dominate your natural instincts, it can easily make you choose crime over stopping"

 

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LOLSKEET

wow omfg the thing about the mice, so funny honestly the funniest thing iv ever read online.

God i love people

 

LOL ok guys , guys get this one . I str8 laughed at this so hard.


They tell you not to do all this stuff and when you reread it u notice how they are pressuring you into now doing things youve only herd are bad from the "media" which supposivly is bad,

YAY WORLD!!!!!!!!! http://www.abovetheinfluence.com/above-it/default.htm

 

ok i took the quiz and bascially

they give u 3 options per question.

FUNNY THING ABOVETHEINFLUENCE.COM most things in life have more then 3 options and on the ATI website the options are basically saying

a.) press me your cool
b.) press me your cool
c.)your under the influnce

 

Dude i took that test and i am "cool as a cucumber" haha i dont know if that means i am above the influence or not, but personally i am definitley not

 

haha they have this gallery of photos and you can send your own in. i am gonna send a pic of me taking a bong rip and write below it "i am not going to let the media influence me"

 

hahahahha, that's great!

 

that quiz sucks balls, it said i was influenced but i handle it! here isant evan a qestion about do i toke!

 

I can not believe they made that test. Very very lame. Who in the hell did they think that would convince to not blaze. I would have loved to have been there while they were designing this campaign, just so I could yell. NO YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!!! THAT IS NEVER GOING TO WORK!!! YOU ARE JUST WASTING MONEY!!!!! I don't find it funny, I find it disturbing that these people find it so necessary to spend all this cash on this stupid shit. Heroin, Coke, speed, meth, yeah all that shit'll kill ya. Don't do it. They say weed leads to heavier drugs. But I'm calling bullshit on that argument. Anyone here regularly do any of the above mentioned shit. An intelligent person can recognize the line between weed and hardshit. Plus if the go'ment would just legalize the good herb, they could start taxing it. I think they would find that the use of hard drugs would not change, and may go down, I don't know. But they could use the tax money to fight the junkies. Unfortunately I can not load the ads. Which is probably a good thing, they look so lame, I might cry.

 

I love the picture of the guy asleep on the computer keyboard. Do you think he sparked a fattie before class?

 

well I got "Life's Got You in a Vice Grip - You're feeling some serious pressure."
umm...i dont see that..in fact the only thing that kept me from smoking for a while was someone trying to pressure me not to (of course it was someone who never tried it themself) but anyways

I really think that what they are doing now is the same as the propaganda back in the day (i did a debate about legalization and made my visual a poster of all these old propaganda posters and books)
I especially hate that they are now saying it can CAUSE schitzophrenia is teens...
to me common sense would say that if a teenager is struggling with a serious mental disorder might smoke weed to try and deal with it...not that these kids smoked weed and it suddenly made them have these problems...UGH

 

Man okay im really stoned right now and i went onto that abovetheinfluence blah blahhh thing and went here

http://www.abovetheinfluence.com/fun-stuff/default.htm

the more i listen to it the more it songs like bong hits ;D.. but it probably doesnt at all heh