sick jokes

whats the worst joke you have ever heard...

Q: Why can't Barbie get pregnant?
A: Because Ken comes in a different box.
or what about

Q: Why do woman have vaginas?
A: So men will talk to them.

Q: Why don't roosters have hands?
A: Chickens don't have tits.
tell me some of yours

 

they're all rather tame really
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Q: Why do men have a penis?
A: They have to think with something.

 

What did the Lepper say to the Hooker?
Keep the tip

Whats the difference between a pile of bowling balls and a pile of dead babies?
You cant move the pile of bowling balls with a pitchfork

 

I can't think right now. I keep looking at your wiggling booty guy. He's distracting me.

 

dead baby jokes... they are lame, but great all at once idk for example:
Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadallilac?
A. I don't have a caddilac in my garage.

 

Q: What has 80 balls and fucks little old ladies?
A: Bingo
Q: What do women and prawns have in common?
A: There heads are full of shit but the pink bits taste great
Q: What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
A: Dessert
is that better

 

ohhh you mean like...




Q: What's blue and wiggles?
A: A baby in a plastic bag.


Q: What's green and doesn't?
A: Same baby three weeks later

 

what is beethoven doing in his grave???

































decomposing

 

Q. What is yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool?










A. A baby with slashed floaties

 

Q: What's the difference between a pussy and a ****?
A: A pussy is a warm fuzzy thing you want to stick your dick in. THe **** is what's carrying it.


Q: What do you call the useless skin around a pussy?
A: A woman.

 

the dead baby jokes freak me out

 

What do you call the piece of skin between the anus and the pussy?

A chin rest.

 

This one is oooollllldd...

What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog...?

Damn, I guess we do taste like chicken!




What's 69 twice?
...Dinner for four.

 

Nah uh..It's a taint.. Taint one..taint the other.

 

last time I checked, each chicken had two breasts.

 

Mommy, Mommy! My teacher says my head is too big.

Shut up and get your hat from the garage, so your father can bring the car in!

 

What did the horny boy say to his girlfriend's pussy?

MMMNNmmmmNNMMMMMmmtuna!mMMmMmMmM!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Did you hear that Princess Diana was suffering from PMS?

Pulverized Mercedes Syndrome.

 

What's the smallest muscle in a sheeps ass?































































Your dick