my mother is high right now. it's the funniest thing.

she's like moaning and laughing and is like, "oh boy! aaaaaaah mmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMM ooooooh hahahahahahaha"

its so hilarious.

 

WTF? I can't imagine my mom getting high. She's a prudish former gospel singer with a big fat lawyer husband and their idea of "going wild" is cheating on their Atkins Diet or L.A. Weight Loss plan or whatever.

 

hahahahhahah! that's hilarious! my mother is liek so crazy sometimes.. she has this thing with walking around naked.. once my friends showed up and she was dancing around and was singing "im not a girl, not yet a woman" NAKED! i was sooo embarrassed.

 

Your mom rocks. Got any pictures?

 

hehehe no.. but she looks alot liek me though. she's goergous.(back-handed complement to the very best lol)

 

Your household sounds fun

 

I wish my mum was like that too. Don't get me wrong, she's great and all that, but she's just too conservative and she cares too much about other people's opinions. Ahh well.

Your mum sounds wicked!

 

lol thankyou. yeah she's pretty crazy.. but she's also an eye doctor... so i wonder how those two coincide.

 

man i wish my mom would smoke the ganj. For her 59th birthday, i brought her into a head shop for the first time in her life, and she was amazed. For her 60th birthday, im going to get her a joint, and try to get her to smoke it with me.

 

when i passed my joint to my mom, she cautiously took a toke. after a few turns i told her to toke a proper one (cuz she had told me that nothing would happen
). then she passed out.

fuck me, i'll never forgive myself for that. they were the worst fucking minutes in my life. thank god my bro. is a doctor (just graduated). he held her feet up so that blood rushed to her head and she recovered relatively faster. her pulse had gotten too low. damn.

 

Wow. old parents, huh? She had u when she was forty? My mom had me when she was 38, and i dream of giving her pot, but she will never go for it. btw, my mom just had her 60th!