the "i should use lighters not matches next time" thread

just a self reminder

 

Maybe adult supervision would be a good idea too

 

would be
but already being an adult i cannot require more adult supervision
damn growing up, and causing accidents

 

This message brought to you by the letter M and the number 13!

 

Now just what were you attempting to set on fire?

 

Protesting the war!
That was cold. Sorry.

 

Flag?



If you want to burn something, go to a drycleaner in DC.

There's bound to be the laundry of some U.S. Senator there... you know, Trent Lott, Ted Kennedy.

In fact, someone ought to take licensure away from the Kennedy's. You get a Kennedy behind the wheel of some vehicle and they're bound to kill someone or get killed... you know.

It's insane what bad luck they have with vehicles.

Al Gore's kids go to the same school that my next door neighbor is the head groundskeeper of.

 

Never light a cigar with a lighter, only matches

 

True...

But.. I've never seen anyone light one with a lighter anyway.

 

It's insane what bad luck they have period!!!

 

Forgive my ignorance, but why Chris?

 

The gas gets on the end of it, its not good for the flavour...

theres probably more reasons, but all i know is that its something to avoid

 

Cigars taste and smell like crap anyway. But hey that's just my view Hey Karl Marx smoked cigars to, that's not why you smoke is it Chris?

 

i have........






...today

 

Also you need to llight it with WOODEN matches... cause lighting a cigar with motel matches... kind of defeats the purpose of smoking a cigar does it not?


no he smokes because fidel castro does...





And he's chris' idol

Oh what woe i bring

 

Oh that makes sense It could have been because Bill Clinton was his idol

 

I never really said this before....but...once i set my hair on fire
damn matches!

 

or Hugh Hefner...
or he just likes cigars *gasp*





i lit my hair on fire once too. my best friend lit his hand on fire. i love him more than sand pebbles.

 

Nah couldn't be that.