what's your most embarrassing moment?

for me...i got home from school and 99% of the time im home alone since my parents are both working.i was super super super horny so i took off my clothes in my room and left the door open and i started playing with myself... i was moaning sooo loudly and seriously about to have a freaky climax in 30 seconds, and then my mother pops out of no where and is like, "you can finish that off later, ive got something to show you, sweety!" aaaargh i thought i was gonna die. she saw my completely waxed *area* too...

 

my mom caught me jacking off and it was right wen i was about to climax and she came in and siad wtf r u doing and i was like i am inspecting my testicles for weird bumps, needless to say she didnt believe me

 

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sucks to be you two fuckers.


I have never had anyone walk in on me, because I'm not fucking stupid enough to do it A) with the door open and B) when they might walk in on me.

 

I don't get embarrased, but if I did, the most embarrasing moment of my life would have to be when my ex bf's little sister, mother and grand parents caught us having sex on the kitchen table. Whoops... :&

 

I'm not completly sure what you're refering to. Please post or email me a pic so i can be sure.

 

Yes, I think I will need a picture too. A high definition and wide-angle one. You know, so I can compare the lack of hair on whatever spot you're talking about to the rest of your body.

 

just a coupla qs:

1) your mother knew you were masturbating and came right in?
2) how old were you?
3) how come you were moaning loud? is it always that good? cool...
4) what position were you in?
5) waxed?

 

Well, i have a back room in my room where my grandpa works on stuff lol, i didnt think he was back there, walked out naked from the shower. Sat downin my computer chair. And you see alot of people come to my house and download porn and someone downloaded gay porn and i accidently clicked on it, it started moaning really loudly and my grandpa walked out while i was their butt naked with a gay porn on the computer screen... He brought it up later that day telling me to behave or he'll tell all my friends what he saw earlier.. I dont really care because i tell everyone that story already.

 

1) your mother knew you were masturbating and came right in? well.. im not sure she knew, but she must have when she heard me.
2) how old were you?like.. 12/13
3) how come you were moaning loud?because that's what you do when you are feeling pleasure is it always that good? yeah.. i know myself better thananyone else. cool...
4) what position were you in? um.. i dont know... "lying on the bed"
5) waxed? Doesnt it say that already?

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! THAT IS SO HILARIOUS

 

well my lesbionic friend and i used to both have a crush on kitty (the mom from that 70s show). and we made a website for her and blah blah blah, and then she invited us to go see a taping of the show. so we go to LA and get a tour of the set and get to have dinner with the cast of the show. WELL, it seems she reads the 70s show message board and saw all our perverted little fiascos on there and mentioned it in front of all the people at the table (aka the fucking cast of the damn sitcom, i'm talking the people who play kelso and hyde and donna and eric and fez and red and bob and jackie). she was flattered and don starke (the guy who plays bob) wholeheartedly agreed with us. but BOY were my cheeks red.

 

I was in eight grade and we were doing the sit-up test in PE. The uy I had a crush on way holding my feet, the whole room was silent except for those counting, and yes I accedntally let it rip-everyone looked and we had to start the test over because of my distraction. This one followed me through high school.