i just woke up with the biggest penis

has this ever happened to any of u guys? i mean i woke up from a little nap and i got my usually rocket, and i look down and i was like woah thats the biggest penis ive had in a long time, just thought i would share this awesome discovery with u ppl

 

Thank the morning wood fairy.

 

thank me lol.

 

Umm... well, good for you!

 

It doesn't count if your measuring from your ass.

 

Wow, Lodui's using jokes I made weeks ago. What, you think I would've forgotten that I had made that wise-crack?

Pun intended...

 

I always wake up havin ta piss, always fuckin annoyin, cause I wanna get back to sleep.

 

Hehe, Hey man, I don't scan through all your posts, as inspirational as they may be... besides its an old joke, I'm just glad jetblack is keeping us updated. (sarcasm intended)

 

I went swimming in reasonably cold water today, so I did not have the biggest penis ever.
That might change later today though.

 

hehehehehehe

 

needing to piss with an erect penis should be called a morning-mare.
It's so dam hard to guide it with yo ass up in the air

 

oh yeaH? so when i guy has a hard on, he cant piss?

 

We can, but it's really fuckin hard. And it sucks when ya have to pee like a horse, an ya got a stiffy.

 

oh, poor boys... *gives each one of you a kiss on the cheek then runs away*

 

I fucking hate when I have to piss but I have a hard-on. I usually end up jerking off just to get rid of the hard-on, so I can pee.

 

I agree. Orgasm feels better sometimes that way

 

interesting topic.....if I was fucking


You people just don't want my celibacy to last, do you?


freely talking about hard dicks and shit, I know this is an attempt to turn me on, but I will resist, you should be ashamed, trying to tempt me........

 

Nah... Talking about dick stimulatting you while simultaniouslly using a vibrator on... nevermind

 

Did you forget about your face?

 

oh my god, i just woke up with a huge dick too. how the hell did that happen? oh oh nevermind, that was jsut a dream. night again