Hi, every one I'd like to share you some of Arabic Jokes (1) Someone went to the grocery and asked the grocer: Do you have oranges? He replied: yes… Do you have bananas? … Yes, do you have strawberry? … Yes, then he said: yeah me too. Clarification: that he has theses fruits at home too. (2) An elephant loves an ant he wants to marry her, anyway he went to his mom and the ant is in his hand he said to his mom: I want to marry this ant for I love her, his mom replied: no, no way, the elephant started crying and hitting his hand (the ant dead). Clarification: exactly as the children when they insist to do something they hit their feet on the ground hahaha (3) An old women fall down the stairs, when her sons & grandsons saw her she said: hey what do you think; it was a cool movement, wasn't it? Clarification: To avoid the embarrassing she made up the movement thing. (4) Somebody went to make an interview to get a job, the man asked him: what are your qualifications? He answered: preparatory (school) degree and I know someone who is studying in a great college in the USA. HaHaha (5) Someone dropped a banana on the ground, he said: may God help me on this falling. Clarification: instead of avoiding the banana he wants god to make the falling less harm and pain. YoursSincerely, CatStevens
(6) Two cats are talking: the 1st cat: miaw, the 2nd one: miaw, 1st: miaw miaw,2nd: miaw miaw, 1st: miaw miaw miaw, 2nd: miaw miaw miaw miaw, 1st: hey! Don't take off the topic!! (7) A doctor in a room checking a person with a stethoscope, the person's buddies were watching him from the window, one of them asked: what does the doctor doing? One replied: he is negotiating with the germs by the telephone. Note: I changed demented to (a person) I think we should respect the demented. (8) A fuddled called the Saudi Arabia airways office, he asked: how long a flight takes from Riyadh to Bangkok? The man replied: one moment, the fuddled answered: OK thanks. Clarification: the man meant: one moment please= hold on for a moment, but he thought it's just take one moment Riyadh: the capital of KSA. (9) An addicted in play station, his friend dead, he wrote on his grave: Game over. I don't know, perhaps I shouldn't write this, should I ? (10) A chick was dancing in the street, a cock told him: Don't you shame of yourself? How dare you? What do you think you're doing? You don't have parents to polish you? He replied: no, I am incubation's chick. Explain: a chick hatched from the incubator machine YoursSincerely, CatStevens
(11) Two cockroaches in a hospital, one asked the other: hey Dude! What Pif Paf or Raid? 2: no, a sandal's hit. (12) A man with his wife took a limousine, he told his wife to sit in the front seat [next to the driver seat] why? So the driver couldn't see her from the mirror. (13) A: why to fix a nail in the wall needs ten men? B: one will hold the nail and the rest will push the wall from the other side. HaHaHa (14) A fuddled whenever he came back home he stands up in front of the mirror and says: oh! I became old too much and my hair became white, by chance his father saw him and said: how many times should I tell you to don't stand in front of your grandmother's photo and thinks that is you. (15) Students in the class wrote in their copybook what the teacher has written on the board, when the teacher erased the writings on the board they rubbed out what they wrote too. YoursSincerely, CatStevens
(16) A fuddled came back home late at night, he knocked the door, his sister opened the door, he hit her (saying): why you came back late!??? (17) A very generous man to the extant that when his wife delivered twins, he insisted on the doctor to take one of them. (18) This is another one who has twins, but he make one of them as a spare parts for the other one. (19) Somebody went to a restaurant, while he was eating his meal, he found a cockroach's leg, he threw the meal and said: perhaps that happened wrongly, not intently. In the next day he went to the same restaurant, this time he found a cockroach's hand (front leg or limb) any way he said: no that's too much I won't ignore it this time, he went to the head of the restaurant to complain, the head told him: this is an offer to accumulate a complete cockroach to win a free meal. HaHaHA what a stupid and bad idea. (20) A generous man married a generous woman. His wife delivered a baby; they gave it to their neighbor. YoursSincerely, CatStevens
(21)A traditionalist man wanted to become civilized, he drank coffee by suction pipe.(22)Three guys decided to hit the building's guard to get into the building, when they reached the gate to hit him, they didn't find him, they said: oh, unfortunately the plan failed. Hahaha(23)There was a competition about the fastest drawer. One of them has finished in a less than a moment!. [He drew a dot] they asked him? What is this? He said: an elephant which is coming from a far place.(24)A person is swimming in the pool in the same time he is putting one of his hands up out the water, why? His watch isn't waterproof.(25)A thief got into a house; he didn't find anything to steal it?? He went to the living room and found asleep old lady, he kicked her and escaped.(26)A fuddled was sitting on the ground and nails were around him, he threw a nail and said: come back [of course it won't come] so he threw the rest of the nails towards the first nail and said: get it.(27)A entered the wrestling ring, B [the other wrestler] held A a soporific hold, A said to him: there is no use man! I napped today. hahaHa(28)A building fell down, why?It became tired from standing.(29)A stingy man turned his house floor to marble, why?So he can hear the sound of the coins when it falls down [so he can find it easily ](30)A to B: O man! Can you believe it , I couldn't sleep yesterday at all?B: what's wrong man?A: I slept all day (morning and noon) YoursSincerely, CatStevens
