embarrassing kid moments?

i once planted the kernals from a bag of popcorn in my backyard thinking that corn would grow.

 

Haha, I did that too! :&

 

Probably the time I thought I had farted my pants, when in fact, I had crapped them. I think I was four or five. Luckily, it was at home. And luckily, the dump fell on tile. Not carpet.

 

Haha, that's pretty funny... yeah, good thing that was at home, not at school or anything. Now THAT would have been embarassing.

 

I shit my pants a t a McDonalds when I was there with my neighbor and his family. It was more like Diarrhea. ran down my leg and puddled the floor. I tried to ignore it but a clown was there ( at McD's? how odd) and was giving out balloons. My neighbor dropped his under the table and it landed in the puddle...he picked it up and complained to mom about the mud. His mom saw it for what it was and rushed me home........

 

Yuck... we used to call those Juicy Toots or Juicy Farts or something... it was gross. It never happened to me, though.


One time we were at an assembly in the cafeteria when I was in Kindergarten, and I had to pee really really bad, but my teacher wouldn't let me go! She told me to sit there "Indian Style" until the thing was over.... I don't think she realized the severity of the situation..... After about 30 minutes of holding it, I finally peed on myself, and tried to tell her, but she just ignored me. Then the assembly was over, and everyone got up and started walking back to class, but I just sat there, Indian Style, in my little puddle.... Everyone was walking by me like, "Did that kid pee?" and I just stared at the ground. What really sucked was that, when my teacher finally came over to see why I wasn't getting up, she got really pissed at me for not holding it in and made me sit in the corner until my mom brought me new clothes. Mrs. Bomar is a bitch!

 

awww, that's so mean

I had two shame filled moments - once I was openign the window in a restaurant, as it was just so hot..it was a wee tiny window, and I pushed on the glass to open - then I accidentally out my hand through the pane. as if that wasn't bad enough, these guys came running in and one goes "oh, what happend, did someone drop our dinner?" and their mate goes "no, THAT girl broke the window," pointing straight at me.

The other embrassing moment was when we went to the pool. It was summer, heaps of my classmates were in the pool, I got out, got changed and went back to fetch my sister, who spashed my in the face and I fell in the deep end of the pool, completely dressed - shoes, socks, glasses, the whole lot. The squelch home was just horrible

 

God, that lady really was a bitch. You were, what, 6 years old? Why the Hell wouldn't she just let you go to the bathroom!? I hate how teachers won't let someone take a damn piss. How idiotic is that?

Haha, I almost cracked up reading that... especially the part where the guy said "THAT girl broke the window!" Haha... the whole story was really quite funny.

 

i just remembered another one... i was in first grade, and there was this girl Brittany that i had a big crush on [and still do, one of those perfect girls you always like], and we sat next to eachother in class. we used to talk to eachother all day and get in trouble by our teacher a lot, and one time i laughed so hard that i barfed a little bit. and the worst part is, she still remembers and likes to remind me and laugh about it every once in a while. augh.:&

 

Well, this wasn't particularly embarrasing for me, but it was for my parents. When I was seven we went over to visit my aunt and uncle in Germany. Well, one night they decided they wanted to eat at this nice restaurant. I was used to the 3 hour dining experience. After we had already been there for an hour and only had soup, I got a bit frustrated. I figured maybe I could cut my thumb and my mom would bring me back to the room in the hotel we were at and I could convince her to leave me there. Well, any way I tried to use a butter knife and just nik my thumb, but it wasn't working, so I grabbed it tight and just pulled real hard - sliced myself real deep and blood starting spurting out all over the place - it was like a monty python movie or something - all over the white table cloth. Needless to say we went back to the room, but it was quite the seen, the waitress started freakin' out. good times.

 

in class, in kindgergarten I started cutting my loooooooong pretty hair with the scissors they gave us to cut out shapes. I was almost bald by the end of the day. :&

 

that reminded me of when i was like, four or five and i was walking through some crowded place with my mom, and as i was standing there, i noticed some lady with nice looking legs [i guess she had panty hose on], so i just started rubbing her leg up and down. haha. apparently, everyone had a good laugh and thought it was cute.

 

When I was really little, maybe 3 or 4, I was at a restaurant with my parents and my sister and we were waiting in this huge line for some reason. Well, I guess I wandered off, and then found my dad. I saw him standing there and I decided to grab on to his leg (like kids do a lot) and I was kinda swinging around and whatnot. Then, I looked up, and to my amazement, it wasn't my father! I was holding onto some stranger's leg, swinging around! I remember being so scared and embarassed.


Also, at that same restaurant, this lady came to our table to wait on us. I was around the same age as that in the previous story. Well, she said something to me, like that she thought I was cute or something, and I fell out of my chair. It seemed like everyone in the restaurant was laughing at me. I think I just fell out of the chair because I was a wild kid, but my parents and everyone else kept acting like I fell because I thought she was good looking. At that age, that can embarass a kid! :&

Also, one time I was shopping at a store with my mom, and she would always take forever, and I was getting really bored and restless. I was probably about 5 years old at this time. Well, I guess I wandered off (again ) and I found an emergency exit. I didn't know any better, so I tried to open the door... big mistake. This terribly loud alarm went off and all these people who worked there came running to see what happened. I'm pretty sure I started crying then... :&.

I KNOW I have to have more, so I'll think on it and post some more.

 

i fed my sisters hamster a rubber, and her fish too much food...i think she's forgiven me though!!!


i also wet myself when i was lickle, because of the same thing, a teacher wouldn't let me go to the loo :&

also, my sister taught me my very first swear word! and her and her friends laughed and encouraged me, so bugger was shouted round the house loudly!!!

 

ahaha! i wet myself too but it was when the flight attendant wouldn't let my mother take me to the bathroom when the plane was geting really shaky. i was so scared with all the turbulence i just pissed right in my seat.

 

surprisingly never wet myself in school as a kid, but i did once when i was like 5 because my grandma was taking forever at the grocery store and there weren't bathrooms there. sorry, but when you're five and you gotta go, you gotta go. especially when your bladder capacity is like 8 ounces...


in the third grade i spilled my juice on my lap, so it LOOKED like i peed myself. the 6th graders were eating lunch at the same time we were, and all them either stared at me or laughed and yelled, "she peed her pants," which i DIDN'T! grrr...

first and second grade i was best friends with this girl who was pretty much a bully, and i was a really timid kid, so i just sort of did what she told me to do. there was this boy she always fought with and they hated each other...we were having an inside recess because it was raining outside, and everyone was spread out on the floor drawing pictures with markers on these huge pieces of paper. she made me go fuck with him and stomp my feet all over his picture. i did this out of fear of her beating my ass. she was a straight up bully, like i said, and i was afraid of her. then she started stepping on other kids' pictures and making me do the same, so some kid went and got our teacher, and we both ended up having to stand up in front of the whole class and tell everyone we were sorry. i think the teacher knew that my friend had put me up to it, and i wish she hadn't made me stand up. she should have made her apologize to me, and THEN apologize to the rest of the class...oh, well.

also, in first grade, there was this kid i had a crush on...adam or alex or something like that. he rode our bus. we were on the way home, and she went up to the bus driver and told him it was my birthday and she wanted to wish me a happy birthday over the bus intercom...why the bus driver said this was okay, i have no idea...what a dumb prick...but anyway, she gets on the intercom and basically announces that i love adam/alex (whatever the fuck his name was) and that i want to marry him and i want his babies! the whole bus erupted in laughter and this one 4th grade group of kids kept giving me shit about it for weeks. it's funny looking back, but it wasn't funny when i was 7, dammit.

i stayed friends with her for one year after that, then i finally had the balls to tell her to fuck off. it's funny because she was such a bully when she was little, but she grew up to be little miss school spirit cheerleader A+ student saludatorian...weird. better than the other path she could've chosen, i'm sure.

oh, i also spilled my lunch all over some guy's ass in the 4th grade. it was embarrassing for him too, because he was wearing sweatpants...heehee...white sweatpants...*giggle* poor kid.

 

When i was a kid, i had this little power rangers outfit. One time i was wearing it, and i had the shits.....bad. So i completely shit my pants and decided to go wash it off in the bathroom. I soaked the pants in the sink and put them back on. And when mom came to ask me what i was doing, she noticed my pants were covered in poo and tap water.


I could also puke at will to get attention. My sister encouraged this, her being like 12 years older. So whenever she wanted to look like a good kid to mom, she'd tell me to puke up.

Once when i was about 6, i was really hyper and inside a restaurant. I was running and jumping and the such and this old lady was bent over the counter ordering something, and i knocked her over............ I don't think i have ever seen my Mom so embarassed/pissed.

 

This one is my mother's fault. When me and my brother were younger she used to tell people that we were twins and we are not he is two years older than me. One day at school when I was walking in the hall ways some stupis girls I don't even know said "Hey where's your twin?" and they started laughing so I went up to the girl and smacked her with this big ass history book I was carrying. Me and the girls friends got into a little fight and I won of course. After that I was going back to class when I saw this really hot boy I had a crush on for a while, he came up to me and said hi I smiled at him and he ran away, at first I didn't know why then I went into the bathroom and looked in the mirror and saw I was missing my front tooth and my mouth was pretty bloody and my hair was really fucked up. Then I know why he ran away hell I really couldn't blame him I looked like shit.

 

when i was in like 2nd grade me and my dad where at a customer service lien in a department store and he had switched lines and i hadnt notcied so i ran up to the person in front of me in the lien i was in, who was a stranger and ran up from behind him and gave him a big bear hug, he swung around and yelled out "wat the god dam hell" i got scared and started to cry, and all alogn my dad was like 10 feet to my left lol, im retarded but o well

there was another time i was at my first school dance in 7th grade i think and there wa sthis girl who was like the perfect popular barbie girl and i really liked her like all 500 boys there and i finally got the nerve to ask her to dance so i went up to her and was like hey sarah, do u wanna dance, and wen i said do u wanna dance my voice cracked so i said it in a high squeeky voice, i was so emberassed, needless to say she said no but o well she was a bitch lol

o ya ok last 1 but i was in 1st garde and all my friends had recently learned wat the "finger" meant and i didnt know so at lunch my friend told me tyo look under the tabel and he gave me the finger, i didnt know wat it meant so i said wat r u doign and he said that it means ur stupid to the person who u give ur middle finger to, so i was like ok, (keep in mind i had just gotten into an arguement with my teacher over why i was late from going to the bathroom) so i went up to my teacher after lunch and said you r stupid and gave her the finger, she got pisssseeddddddd and yelled at me and told me wher ei learned it and i told on my friend, like the good buddy i am but needless to say i got punished(i went to a very strict christian school) so their punishment was to get spanked by a wooden paddles, so ya i got spanked 5 times, and it hurt liek a bitch so needless to say i was very emberassed went i went back to class walkign weird and not being able to sit down with out crying

 

Hahaha... that's classic!