you can't start the day off

without a nice can of spam

 

Whatever you say buddy.

 

what?

 

you need to have a can of spam every morning to lead a happy life

 

Will champ work instead? i have that in the cabinets and im looking to get happy.

 

sure it does

 

i dont eat things that are called spam...so...i guess i'm not leading a healthy life...

 

i don't eat spam either...was just watching "Blind Date" and some dude gave the lady spam when he first met her...

 

HAHAHAHA that show is insane.

 

its great, especially when i'm stoned

the chick said she doesn't date white men, and the guy still thought he could get a 2nd date out of her even though he was a white guy...

then the other one had 2 people who only said like 5 words to each other throughout the whole date...

 

that show is crazy, i haven't seen it in years though, haven't really been watching tv
spam comes in cans doesn't it?
if i was ever given a can of spam i'd through it at their head

 

I'd be ducking...... then worrying bout the flames that prolly wouldn't be too long after the missle...

 

yea, comes in a can...hahaha. yea, i'd never give out a can of spam....

 

Did you know that in Japan, Spam is a delicacy? Cos after WW2, the american soldiers were all there and they had spam in their care packages from the red cross and home and shit and the japanese had like, no food. so they got given spam and thought it was the most miraculous thing ever.

 

What if i gave you spam? surely you wouldnt risk damaging my face?



Note; im dead serious.

 

Their views on that nasty crap have prolly changed since then? *L*

 

yuk

 

i like corned beef hash

 

I have never once eaten spam, and I don't think that I ever will!

 

ewwwwww