bumperstickers made to irritate

well, capitol punishment IS retroactive abortion.

that might make an interesting sticker, whichever side of either issue anyone might happen to be on.

sure i love jesus, and every other charismatic leader wrongfully exicuted by a paranoid government (of which he was just one of many, both before and since. if the other's had happend under the same sorts of conditions, circumstances and places, they'd all be religeons too). it's just that the fact that he was makes a damd poor excuse to keep doing it.

(and the idiots who seem to think that what is greater then themselves has to begin and end with what they think they know about it i can't stand)

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Save a whale. Wail on an enviromentalist. I'm printing it out as I type this.

 

"My kid can kick your honor student's ass."

 

Jesus Loves You!

Jesus Loves You, Everyone Else Thinks You're an Asshole!

Mary Was Only A Virgin If You Don't Count Anal

and a host of others.

 

my friend has one that says "Buy Hemp"
i think it's pretty straightforward.

but on the topic, oh..there was this one bumper sticker i saw that really rubbed me the wrong way, but i can't rememeber it now. it's on the tip of my mind, i'll post if it comes to me.

 

I saw a funny one the other day. It had three pictures next to eachother....a cross, a gun, and (i think) an american flag.....and above the pictures it said "god, guns, and glory". I had to tailgate this truck to read it. Anyways, we both turned and went towards an underpass in the road, and sure enough he revved up the engine really loud (it had modified pipes or something) so it would echo and be "cool" ya know, and for the next 5 or 6 blocks he kept revving the engine for no fucking reason, he wasn't even with anybody so it wasn't like a joke or anything.....I almost died laughing between that and the bumper sticker. I couldn't tell whether or not he had a mullett.

 

somehow i can't quite picture anything resembling a god as desiring the company of the other two.

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If I owned a car I would smother it in childish bumper stickers. You know, giant cocks and such.

That way I can annoy the sad people who actually get worked up over bumper stickers.

 

Yes. occam cant see guns and glory having much to do with the baby jesus.

Some that occam might stick on his
car..just to irritate..or amuse

"Leave whales in the ground"
"Eat me, i'm rated 'organic' by the FDA"
"To err is human, to moo is bovine"
"Honk if your human"
"Dont read this sticker"
"Theres a cop behind you"
"I'm waayyyy smarter than you are"
"It's people like you that made this shithole what it is today"

..........Some are born stupid.............
Some have stupidity thrust appon them
And some, like you, are self made men

But occam does not put bumperstickers on his car
so it's all moot

Occam

 

So do I, George

 

well i'm rather fond of "my kharma just ran over your dogma" and the "you found it you keep it" which shows a rather large shark getting ready to eat a 'ixus' fish. for some reason those seem to irritate the kind who have the god guns and whatever else it was and the gay bashing ones.

the last time i had a car i had a 'darwin fish/lizzard', a hand painted version of my lananaran flag, and one actual sticker, that said "cussion rail" which everyone thought had somthing to do with billiards but was actualy about this giant magleve train invented by this guy from india who was a retired engineering prof down at u.c. davis, who gave me and this guy who ran a musium i was with hundreds of the damd things and boxes and boxes of a book he had written about them.

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"My god carries a hammer. Yours died nailed to a cross. Any questions?"

I wish I lived in a free country, where I could have a sticker like that without risking serious consequences.

 

the first time i heard "my kharma just ran over your dogma" i'm pretty sure i laughed for a week straight.

i don't know how i would be able to contain myself if i worked at a drive through window at a fast food restaurant. i would just have to throw beans or cheese sauce or ranch at the back windows of anyone who had those advertise-your-ignorance stickers.

 

This is a hoot

Sir Alfred Hitchcock, British film director (1899-1980).

Driving through a Swiss city one day,
Hitchcock suddenly pointed out of the car window and said,
"That is the most frightening sight I have ever seen."
His companion was surprised to see nothing more alarming that
a priest in conversation with a little boy,his hand on the child's shoulder.
"Run, little boy," cried Hitchcock, leaning out of the car.
"Run for your life!"

Occam

 

SunLion

Jesus' last words on the cross, "My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?" hardly seem like the words of a man who planned it that way. It doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to figure there is something wrong here.

 

Oh shit! I just spewed coffee out my nose! Where do you get this stuff?!

 

That one came from this site.
Hitchcock one is about 1/3 the way down page on left

http://www.wonderfulatheistsofcfl.org/Quotes.htm

another interesting one is.

"Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile."
Kurt Vonnegut

Occam

 

Good ole' Vonnegut. Gotta love the man.

 

Yeh

he wrote some cool stories

Slaughterhouse 5

And a good friend of heller
catch 22
one of THE most important works in western lit.

Occam

 

Haha! Wow, I've never seen this one! I hate bumper stickers about abortion: pro-choice or pro-life. Whatever your views are, seeing it on a bumper sticker isn't going to do anything but tick me off.