I've been hiding a terribly embarrassing secret for many years now and I feel I must tell someone before it's too late. You see, I have thins... little troll that lives inside of me and I can't make it behave. It says the most awful things one can imagine. I can't make it stop of go away and it will come out at anytimes. I could be having the most pleasant if conversations and it will come out, get on the defensive and attack anyone or thing in sight. I've tried to quelch it but to no avail. It just wouldn't shut up and it's frankly, getting to me. I will be in the middle of a thought and it will erase it and put a new unacceptable one in it's place. Ican talking about one subject one minute and it'sll change to a rauncy, religious, or racially in correct subject the next. Sometimes it tries to visit me when I'm in church. I'm just letting you know that I can't always control the little beast.
Maybe you can try to run this little beast ragged so it'll be too tired to intrude in your otherwise genteel conversations.
I'm serious. I was sitting in church today and I kept thinking about the people that I didn't care for at the time. I was thinking all sorts of stuff that had nothing to do with the service. I had my leg elevated and the darn troll kept making me break prayer because someone was too close to my leg. Then the Pastor's father-in-law made a silly comment and I felt the troll getting ready to retort. (I got to him first) There was a comment made in Sunday school which is located in a room that's in the Fellowship room. The lady said that men can be as addictive as perscription drugs. I said, without thinking, but not nearly as much fun as the man addiction. (Right in front of someone's teen daughter.) It really needs to be controlled.
Perhaps suggesting that you sheathe your razor-sharp wit when in such situations might not be out of line...? Knowing there's a problem is a big part of the battle. You just need to cultivate self control- which isn't easy. Sorry, no easy answers. Very witty though!
uh, humour is normal if you genuinely feel like there's a force beyond your control making you say things.. mebbe time for a counsellor?
i don't really know this troll you speak of... but then again maybe i do... i think that you are ok though just cause stuff happens and ppl get angry at tijmes it happens im sure you're a go9od person don't worry about it
Hell I'm like that all the time. I guess that's why I'm labeled a bitch. I don't really care and I tell it like I see it. Most people can't handle that. I guess that's why I have a small circle of friends. Don't worry about being politically correct or how people see you - it's all relative anyways. I'm offended by women with chest hair, but hey if they like having chest hair I have the option of staying the fuck away from them.
Thanks everyone! I try to stay so positive in here that I almost seem uptight. I like to let out the wild troll every once in awhile but I don't want to send peope crying or raging from me. I have a very wild sense of humor. I can go from dry to biting sarcasim in 5 seconds
