I'm a bloody fucking thief

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by Vana, Jun 9, 2006.

  1. Vana

    Vana Member

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    I am. I'm a thief. I steal stuff I don't need. I steal stuff I do need. Money, goods... bah. And someone stealing *my* wallet hasn't deterred me yet... I don't do much pickpocketing, but I've prefected the art of it.

    I'm not ashamed. Just confessin'. And I love it. Is this good? Bad?
     
  2. somedude

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    If you steal other people's hard earned stuff, then you are just scum. Karma will take care of that, though. Maybe you should stick to stealing from Walmart or other large corporations.
     
  3. Kinky Ramona

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    Yes, stealing from Wal-Mart is okay. Very okay. *thumbs up* There's even a whole website dedicated to it. But I also disagree with stealing things from a person. There's a difference between fucking over one single person and fucking over an entire corporation.
     
  4. Cosmic Butterfly

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    Do you steal from your friends?
     
  5. ArgScalawag

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    I've stolen before, but i have rules to it:

    1) don't steal from individuals or family/private businesses, only huge corporations

    2) must be pocket/ small purse size

    3) must purchase at least one thing >although i break this rule a lot...
     
  6. andcrs2

    andcrs2 Senior Member

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    Not Good.
    You'll prolly get yours, right or wrong, before it's all said n done...

    ... if there's still any Justice in this Universe.


    Take care.
     
  7. Kinky Ramona

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    Heh, as a disclaimer to my previous post in this thread, I've actually never stolen a thing in my life. I helped scam Wal-Mart once, but the guilt in me haunted me for days. I'd never do it again.
     
  8. wiggy

    wiggy Bitch

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    I stole something once and now have a criminal record
     
  9. Brand New Soul

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    I dn't think its good. I mean...material objects are material objects that don't really hold importance. But to someone they might. If you shop lift think about the mother who has no education and works there for minimum wage...just so she and her kids can get by.

    I have stolen...many a times...But thats what changed my whole perspective of stealing.
     
  10. Sininabin

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    maybe if it was a big scam i could understand some fear, but feeling guilty that is just funny, no intened foul
     
  11. Vana

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    Ah, yes, I should mention now I don't steal from actual people, especially people I care about. Just the fucking corporations (Walmart) which are stealing from us anyways.

    Yeah, Karma is going to get me. I don't feel bad about it. Worried about Karma, but damn the corporations.
     
  12. paulfreespirit

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    robin hood robin hood and his merry men stole from the rich to give to the poor robin hood robin hood ....robin hood ....the system steals off people everyday man .pickpocketin aint healthy livin " try a nice safe job " only jokin dudes" if yer wanna life of crime apply to your nearest copshop or goverment offices . police records :D that takes me back .........message in a bottle
     
  13. Christos104

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    some of us feel guilt or shame doing "bad" things, some of us don't, it's all in the wiring, man. One thing, though, you said in your original posting that you steal money, and pick pockets sometimes, then when everybody commented that they thought stealing from Walmart was OK but stealing from people wasn't, you changed your story and said that you only steal from corporarions - which is it? If you're not ashamed, as you said in your original post, why change your story?

    ps it's much more likely that the corporations will get u before karma does, these guys have legions of people who have nothing else to do but catch people like you - why risk a criminal record for 20 bucks worth of junk? I understand the thrill, done it myself, so i'm not judging, but make sure the gain justifies the risk, you'll kick yourself if you get busted for some piece of crap you didn't even want - picking pockets makes more sense than that, at least you'll end up with some hard cash.
     
  14. andcrs2

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    Someone summed it up quite nicely in their User Title

    'talk is cheap'
     
  15. Kinky Ramona

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    Oddly enough, today I had to attend a jury selection for a woman who was a teller at a bank in town. She took advantage of her position by moving approx. $1.3 MILLION around in 41 different accounts, stealing $175,000 while she was at it, and processing that money through her church's account. Not only did she steal from 41 different people and abuse her position as a bank teller, but she also abused her position as church secretary. Her husband was the pastor of that church. So, she screwed over a hell of a lot of people. It's weird how much it made me think.
     
  16. Vana

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    Oh, I'm not changing my story, Christos, hun... I'm a good pickpocket, but I don't steal their stuff. It's just this thing a friend and I do (believe it or no, and I don't do it to the point of pissing people off... it's a laugh. We've all great sense of humour, my bunch)

    Mostly I steal cheap candy to feed me and my friends... I never changed my story. I just didn't make it clear enough in the first post... I didn't think I'd get this much attention.
     
  17. jean_genie

    jean_genie psychedelic saturday

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    yeah i only ever steal from asda (in the uk, its run by wal-mart now) and never from small businnesses, yeah i also think theres quite an art to it, but id never do it if it hurt anyone and i doubt walmarts really going to feel the pain of a couple stolen things ;P
     
  18. junkhead

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    if you want to do it,do it
    i used to do that shit all the time
     
  19. Zepp

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    mmmm candy.....:cool:
     
  20. Vana

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    Haha... candy is good.

    I'm wearing that same shirt from your sig right now! Harhar.
     

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