What's your favorite type of schlong?

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haha that made me laugh.

 

i kinda love them all

 

I like an erect one.

 

I like a generous penis.....one willing to give.

 

I like the one I've had for 20 yrs.

 

I like 'em covered with my juices and inside of me!:X

But if size matters in anything, it's when it comes to blow jobs for me, I don't like em so big as to make me choke. I don't like having to pull back my teeth to avoid taking a chunk outta them.

 

I like mine inside Portugese girls, and covered in their juices, too.

 

"I only do monsterschlongs bigger than my arm" ... lol, yea, I'd like to check that out...

 

monstershlongs lmfao, that made my day

 

Being perfectly honest, I'm hung very nicely. Almost 7 inches and very thick. I have had more than one girl tell me it looks like a beer can with a head. When I first became sexually active in my teens, it really impressed the girls when they first saw it. The problem is, it took me a few years to learn how to use it properly. I was like a bull in a china shop with it. In a short time I had a reputation for hurting girls with it and only being interested in my own satisfaction. There were only two girls that would go out with me and they were size queens. Through the years, I have learned to be just as gratified when she cums as it is for me. I love it this way. Funny what maturity will do for you.

 

The kind that makes my lady squeal.

 

It's not the size of the wand...it is how ya wave it.

 

^agreed.^

if ya got the magic wand, you don't need a furry rabbit in a hat to do cool tricks. lol

 

^^^^^^^ Has a few tricks up his sleeves..^^^^^^^^

 

Its not whats in a guys sleeves that interests you Kissy

 

My wife used to complain about my 7 being too big. Now she craves her large 10 inch porn star replica dildo.

 

No preference at all. As long as it works and he knows what to do with it..

 

Yellowbellyhippy is sexy and has good taste in....men or should I say penises..? Im glad my parents arent into baby mutilation girls love my "equipment"

 

you and me both