I am the second coming of Jesus Christ

I am the second coming of Jesus Christ. I wrote about my return in Revelations, and I have chosen this internet message board to make my return. It is up to you all to spread the news to the world. If you don't believe me, you'll burn in hell for all eternity.


P.S. Any Christians who don't believe me prove themselves to be hypocrites.
P.P.S. Anyone who DOES believe me is more gullible than I thought possible.

 

LOL! Nice (Your message you have entered is too short) <--drives me crazy.

 

Cool! So are you going to take all the christains away like you promised?


Us non-christains are crossing our fingers.

 

What an attention seeking moron. Perhaps if you are going to ridicule something, you might want to learn abut it first. But you keep showing the masses how stupid you are, you just make us look better.

 

Wow, just........wow. I really wish i had the linguistic skills to describe how moronic you are.

 

You guys just prove my point that you're all hypocrites. You preach on about how the end is near and Jesus will soon return...so how do you know I'm not Jesus? The truth of the matter is, even if Jesus DID return, you wouldn't believe him. You'd probably call him a cultist and a heretic and a blasphemer, and drub him out of society. If Jesus came back, it would pose the biggest threat to Christianity the world has ever seen. It's nice to think that things would be different for him this time around, but you guys would crucify him again.

 

The funny thing is we as believers will know and there will not be any doubt. But for the unbelievers they will have no clue, but how would they don't believe.

 

Oh yeah?

Well I'm motherfukin Rick James, BITCH!!!

 

Hey man true christianity has nothing to do with the dogma of the church which is man made. We believe he came and died for our sins. We just have to believe in him and what he had done. Its pretty simple. But don't confuse the religion with christianity there is a big difference. And yes there are going to be many so called christs in the last days. But the true believers will not be decieved. But many so called believers will. It will be an exciting time.

 

Actually, Jesus coming back will pose a threat to non-believers.... The second coming is judgement time. Christ is coming back for his believers.

 

But if he does come back, you won't believe him for the same reasons you didn't believe Kandahar.

 

Dude when Jesus comes back its said that he will come down from heaven and trumpts will blow and all that good shit, and people will REALIZE its him. Its more He comes back, takes the believers away, and than the world goes into a 7 year period that eventually ends humanity... you need to read the bible before you go bashing a religion, get your facts straight.

 

The true believers know....

John 10:14: "I am the good sheperd, I know my sheep and my sheep know me".
John 10:27: "My sheep listen to my voice, I know them, and they follow me."

When the last trumpet sounds, Jesus's true followers will know

When the rest of the world turns to the antichrist and takes the mark, they will look at us the same way they looked at Jesus. They will call us heretics and blasphemers, for not conforming to the one world religion that will take place. It's all in the Bible.

 

I am going to treat you the same as I treat everyone, regardless of who you think you are.

Peace and Love

 

That message.. thathe came to die for your sins IS EXACTLY the dogma of the church that you have swallowed. Jesus didn't say that. A corrypt Rome trying to control it's populous and roll out a new religion did. Jesus said none is good but his father in heaven... that he was a messenger. Instead you choose to deify him and destroy his message.

 

Pop,


Just curious,, where do you get this belief that Rome created the New Testament and please give me some sort of resources for your dedicated absolute faith in this story?

[by that I mean the historical references.. .not another persons website who is also just assuming its true]

Looking forward to your reply.

 

Brocktoon.. the references are very easy to find. Do you really think just making a list of them will pacify you? Any solid book and the early history of Christianity will do. And I mean a real historical account. The councils in Rome and the methods Paul used to spread the religion are well documented. Now if you beleive these cousils were totally flawless then I guess your religion is too. But these cousils were made up of mostly illiterate christian leaders (also built and inspired by Pauls flawed teachings) AND highly educated, corrupt roman officials who has a sincere interest in making the religion a be-all solution to an increasingly diverse and unsettled population. It is quite clear that Rome (hosting the councils) had the final say in all building of the bible and had veto power over the creeds that came out of it. There is NO evidence in the bible for many of these assertions, so... where the hell do you think they came from?

 

PS: I never said they created the New testament. They assembled what they wanted, left out waht they didn't, destroyed what contradicted, and implied a lot of stuff that exists nowhere in the text.


Why do you think they went to such extremes to enforce their religion throughout history? If it was truth... irrefutable and complete then it should stand on it's own. You shouldn't need to execute free thinkers, scientists and those who question if it stands on its own,

 

Some Books for you...


When Jesus Became God: The Struggle to Define Christianity during the Last Days of Rome

Triumph: The Power and the Glory of the Catholic Church: A 2,000-Year History

The Gospel According to Paul : The Creative Genius Who Brought Jesus to the World

Jesus and the Lost Goddess : The Secret Teachings of the Original Christians

The Historical Mary: Revealing the Pagan Identity of the Virgin Mother

Theology for the Community of God

The Unknown Life of Jesus Christ

Daily Life at the Time of Jesus

Apocalypse in Rome: Cola di Rienzo and the Politics of the New Age

The Jesus Mysteries: Was the "Original Jesus" a Pagan God?

Church History In Plain Language Updated 2nd Edition

Early Christian Women and Pagan Opinion : The Power of the Hysterical Woman

Short Life of Christ (Highlights in the Life of Christ)
Pagan and Christian in an Age of Anxiety : Some Aspects of Religious Experience from Marcus Aurelius to Constantine (The Wiles Lectures Given at the,)

[size=-1]Doubt, a History: The Great Doubters and Their Legacy of Innovation from Socrates and Jesus to Thomas Jefferson and Emily Dickinson [/size]


Introduction to the History of Christianity

The Road To Rome, A Modern Pilgrimage

Trailing Jesus

Religion in American Life: A Short History

 

The Bible does stand on it's own. It doesn't need to be added to or taken away from. I find it funny you accept other historical events in our worlds history but you and others like you continue to deny Jesus and The Word of God. Funny, yet predicted. You live your life like you want, nothing we say or show you will make you change this. Until you find the need to form a relationship with Jesus Christ you will never understand us or our faith. Daily The Bible and it's contents are attacked. Daily The BIble stands up and slams these desputes. You are nothing new. You are the same people that were against Jesus when he was alive. You are the same people that saw Him walking among us after He died on the cross. You are the same people that listen to Satans lies and believe everything he tells you. You are the same people that denied Him and will deny Him again. You made your choice, we made ours, why do you feel the need to attack our faith? Well, if you would read The Bible, you would know why.