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Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by Duck, Jun 3, 2006.

  1. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    I am not for casual sex and stuff
    I am constantly having phone sex/cam sex...
     
  2. Smelly Socks

    Smelly Socks is probably lurking

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    I've never had phone sex, cam sex, or cyber sex.

    In fact, I don't consider any of those sex. It's just masturbation with different mediums.

    And I masturbate alone. Yeah, with nobody else.
    You know when I flick the bean alone, I prefer to be by myself.

    Ahhhh..... the joys of parodying songs.
     
  3. rg paddler

    rg paddler Senior Member

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    i tried it once - I'd try mostly anything once - was a memorable experience,but not as memorable as casually observing a sexy woman pissing into a newcastle brown bottle,in my tent - quite an achievement really.We won the football that day too :D
     
  4. Green

    Green Iconoclastic

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    I always get all the weirdos when I try to find someone to cyber with so I don't do it anymore and I haven't in a long time.

    One girl was like "Lets get married", so we spent 5 minutes on the marriage, and then we spent 10 seconds on sex, and then we spent 10 minutes with her going through pregnancy (her giving graphic details about the joys of being pregnant, such as vomit), and then she had the baby and the baby cried and we were miserable...
     
  5. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    aha awesome :D


    *grabs your ass* you're coming with me ;)

    ew
     
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