Hotel bathrooms are annoying when....

Hotel bathrooms are annoying when the toilet is on one side of the room and the toilet paper is on the other side 10 feet away! Only some one with giant arms could reach that. In this case, the bathroom would still suck ass because if they have long arms they probably have long legs and need the toilet to be higher off the ground than the inch it normally is. I hate hotel bathrooms, and you should too! Protest! Shit in the bathtub instead!

no, don't really!

 

I hate that! I also hate how that really loud fan comes on whenevery you turn on the light, so you can't leave the light on while you're sleeping or try to take a bath or anything. And the temperature is never right, and the air conditioner is always loud! And the beds are hard and the comfortors are scratchy...



Sleep in your damn car! It's cheaper and more homey....

 

And covered with gizz ::shudders::

 

Yeah.... and that... ick.

 

But, you know.... so is my car.....


At least I know where it came from, though....

 

Honeys...its not JUST on the blankets...I saw on a news show a few weeks ago it was on the....BIBLE!!!!!!!!

And the walls and everywhere.

I prefer camping...or if I HAD to stay in a hotel I would buy a kingsize sheet and cover the bed with it, and take my own pillows and bottle of bleach.

 

Haha, that cracked me up!

Bahaha, I didn't know there was such a thing as a Bible fetish! That's just too weird... and gross.

 

Can't you take a black light into a room with white walls and it will show traces or blood and semen?

 

Yeah, but I would never do that... it'd gross me out way too bad.

 

vomitose. ..

 

I don't know if it will show right up or if you have to apply Luminol first.

 

in the defense of hotel bathrooms i must say i just love taking those little shampoos and conditioners and soap and shower-caps.

 

I love hotels...never knew there was cum on the sheets tho...sick...but i love falling asleep to the air conditioner hum

 

i've never slept in a hotel or motel before

 

dont let antithesis hear you say that

 

<--- has no reason to sleep in a hotel...

 

thats an amazing view, where is it?

 

(cough,cough)photoshop(cough,cough)

 

Rocky Mountain HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH.... Colorado Hayduke is just Jealous because my bus made the trip when his was still in peices...

check out all the pics @

http://coloradovwbusclub.com/gallery/index.html

Laters
Mike

 

I think ive been on that same curve. Is it near yellowstone? Kinda looks like it